The Order of the Pun

[Koloss17 She/They]

Come pun come all, all you of Wit. We shall Unite under a Shard banner of Whimsy. Our goal is clear: to Cos but mere disruptions in the flow of conversations, to interject with a quick quip and to bring Ire to those compound us. 
 

This Path was Awakened in me by @Justice_Magician, who I was Fortunate enough to bump into. Without her words Snapping me into motion, I might not have decided to Cultivate this thread. 
 

So, all are welcome in this Journey to Destine those around us to endure a living Hell. Our Discordant Harmonies will spike the eyes of those Wit-nessing our tuneful Threnodies. Together, we can Roshare this Chaos with those around us, and write with Intent to cause mischief. You are free to stay in damnation with me, but know this: it might lead to your Ruin. Through the Spirit of fun, we shall employ our Cognitive prowess to cause nearly Physical pain to those around us. Cett the Dunn beVin!

Edited December 21, 2023 by Koloss17

[Mags she/they]

10 minutes ago, Koloss17 said:

Come pun come all, all you of Wit. We shall Unite under a Shard banner of Whimsy. Our goal is clear: to Cos but mere disruptions in the flow of conversations, to interject with a quick quip and to bring Ire to those compound us. 
 

This Path was Awakened in my by @Justice_Magician, who I was Fortunate enough to bump into. Without her words Snapping me into motion, I might not have decided to Cultivate this thread. 
 

So, all are welcome in this Journey to Destine those around us to endure a living Hell. Our Discordant Harmonies will spike the eyes of those Wit-nessing our tuneful Threnodies. Together, we can Roshare this Chaos with those around us, and write with Intent to cause mischief. You are free to stay in damnation with me, but know this: it might lead to your Ruin. Through the Spirit of fun, we shall employ our Cognitive prowess to cause nearly Physical pain to those around us. Cett the Dunn beVin!

This is true literature right here

It's so a-Maize-ing

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

[Koloss17 She/They]

9 hours ago, Justice_Magician said:

This is true literature right here

It's so a-Maize-ing

I appreciate that you’ve taken a Larkin to my work!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

 

[Koloss17 She/They]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

 

Glorious stuff. Sel-dom do you get a joke so Dor-kishly clever.

[Edema Rue she/her]

*cries*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

wow! I love this! Eddie. don't give them the satisfaction 

it will only encourage them

[Immortal Platypus]

14 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

Come pun come all, all you of Wit. We shall Unite under a Shard banner of Whimsy. Our goal is clear: to Cos but mere disruptions in the flow of conversations, to interject with a quick quip and to bring Ire to those compound us. 
 

This Path was Awakened in my by @Justice_Magician, who I was Fortunate enough to bump into. Without her words Snapping me into motion, I might not have decided to Cultivate this thread. 
 

So, all are welcome in this Journey to Destine those around us to endure a living Hell. Our Discordant Harmonies will spike the eyes of those Wit-nessing our tuneful Threnodies. Together, we can Roshare this Chaos with those around us, and write with Intent to cause mischief. You are free to stay in damnation with me, but know this: it might lead to your Ruin. Through the Spirit of fun, we shall employ our Cognitive prowess to cause nearly Physical pain to those around us. Cett the Dunn beVin!

how long did it take you to come up with all of those?

[Koloss17 She/They]

43 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

how long did it take you to come up with all of those?

Only about 20 minutes. When the brain is set on something, it will Elend you a hand.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

This thread is di-vin-e

[Aeoryi she/her]

6 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

This thread is di-vin-e

It is so great it transcends all three realms!

[Lord Spirit he/him]

13 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

It is so great it transcends all three realms!

It really Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamors

[Koloss17 She/They]

18 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

It really Numuhukumakiaki'aialunamors

Okay that’s good!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

How cryptic can I make my puns...

[Koloss17 She/They]

18 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

How cryptic can I make my puns...

As long as you spren-d good time on them, it’ll wind up being great.

Edited November 18, 2023 by Koloss17

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

14 hours ago, Koloss17 said:

As long as you spren-d good time, it’ll wind up being great.

What if I end up with a spren-d ankle? Spren it wouldn’t be.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I agree. then, you would need a stick.

Quote

not my best, sorry, too tired xD

 

Edited November 18, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

In fa

15 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

What if I end up with a spren-d ankle? Spren it wouldn’t be.

in fact you might break it, in which case you'll need a healer to make some Connections

Edited November 19, 2023 by Part Of The Narrative

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

23 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I agree. then, you would need a stick.

 

Hoid on… wood you please stop sticking with these kind of puns. Branch out a bit, or our log of puns will be monotonous. 

In trying to find out why all your puns are about sticks, I’m absolutely stumped, but maybe after aspen you for help we can get to the root of the problem. Beleaf it or not, your puns are kinda sappy. Oakkay? 

Edited November 19, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

3 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Hoid on… wood you please stop sticking with these kind of puns. Branch out a bit, or our log of puns will be monotonous. 

In trying to find out why all your puns are about sticks, I’m absolutely stumped, but maybe after aspen you for help we can get to the root of the problem. Beleaf it or not, your puns are kinda sappy. Oakkay? 

I have resigned, for, I cannot compete with a master such as yourself. Well done. you have Ascended far, my friend.

Edited November 19, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I have resigned, for, I cannot compete with a master such as yourself. Well done. you have Ascended far, my friend.

Dang it, you ruined my comeback! I’ll just have to preserve it for later.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

*sighs* ok ok I give up for real this time.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

*sighs* ok ok I give up for real this time.

It was an honorable fight, Sticky-Wicky.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

49 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

It was an honorable fight, Sticky-Wicky.

really? another nickname? I happen to be running out of room in my signature...