The Order of the Pun

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

really? another nickname? I happen to be running out of room in my signature...

Sorry Ms. Woodly.

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

4 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Sorry Ms. Woodly.

haha yes. we shall be joined in Cultivating nicknames for our dear Stick. Hopefully she doesn't get all riled up and leaf, becoming Autonomous. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

haha yes. we shall be joined in Cultivating nicknames for our dear Stick. Hopefully she doesn't get all riled up and leaf, becoming Autonomous. 

Those puns are quite Whimsical, you should be a Virtuoso. 

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

21 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Those puns are quite Whimsical, you should be a Virtuoso. 

thank you for your compliments. however, I fear I am quite Rust-y in my Preservation of the sacred art of humor.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Part Of The Narrative said:

thank you for your compliments. however, I fear I am quite Rust-y in my Preservation of the sacred art of humor.

Your jokes Endowed me with much joy. 

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

51 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Your jokes Endowed me with much joy. 

good! that was my intent.

[Edema Rue she/her]

...why do I always click on this storming thread AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH PUNS 

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I guess you aren’t fortunate enough to avoid it.

 

Edited November 20, 2023 by Lightweaver2

[Lord Spirit he/him]

You guys are steel-ing all of my ideas. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

2 hours ago, Lord Spirit said:

You guys are steel-ing all of my ideas. 

Ironically we had similar pun ideas.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

24 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Ironically we had similar pun ideas.

Reminds me of a chemistry joke:

 what do you do with a sick chemist?

 If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Lord Spirit said:

Reminds me of a chemistry joke:

 what do you do with a sick chemist?

 If you can’t helium and you can’t curium, you might as well barium

All the good chem jokes Argon.

I don’t zinc chem jokes are that good, they just don’t get a reaction.

 

 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

16 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

All the good chem jokes Argon.

I don’t zinc chem jokes are that good, they just don’t get a reaction.

 

 

I only tell chemistry jokes periodically because otherwise it’s boron

[aetherbound he/him]

We have been lead down the path of chemistry puns, we might need to ceasium soon.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

What do you get when you combine Phosphorus, Uranium, Nitrogen and Sulfur?

PUNS

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

You know, this is probably improving the shard’s chemistry.

[Part Of The Narrative she/her]

Yes. we’re all working together to compound bad jokes for the benefit of the Shard. 

Edited November 22, 2023 by Part Of The Narrative

[Lunamor she/her]

We’ve gotta quit Adolin’ around and make some more puns!

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

That’s a Rocky way to try to restart this thread.

[Koloss17 She/They]

10 hours ago, Lunamor said:

We’ve gotta quit Adolin’ around and make some more puns!

Weave* chouta* quip* Adolin’ around and (pure)lake* some lore* puns!

Fixed Wit For Ya

Edited December 21, 2023 by Koloss17

[Faerie Braids she/her]

It is not oftin I seek out puns, but when I found this goldmind of witticisims, I could not Hoid myself back. 

I fused to view puns with great Odium, but your Kiin Cultivation of Sylliness has enlightened/corrupted me. Now, I will Valourously pun, without Mercy, Nomader what anyOne else Saze.

Jes know, you have a new alloy, who is very invested in your Cos, and will swear to Preserve and upLift the Lasting Integrity of your Whimsical Ideals.

Well, I Mayave gone too far, because I am fully tapped out now. Don't hold your breath; I'm dun.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

My teacher taught me an in depth lesson today about Napoleon.

I'm a little said he didn't really explode with                  Dynamite.

Nor was he... Blown-aparte.