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The Whacko brigade really need to throw a part sometime, Refill will come to bring the drinks, Big Al can come as part of the new alliance to provide food, PP will provide fireworks, and Funtimes will provide the disco room.

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*Funtimes giggles*

"Doctor? What did you do with the spare copy?"

"What spare copy? Nobody but me and this gerbil here."

 

"Really? Another gerbil? We've got more rodents up here than Hamelin already!"

"But his are gross! President Johnson here is way cuter than those nasty rats."

"And for the love of Pete, stop naming them after Lyndon Baines Johnson!"

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The Whacko brigade really need to throw a part sometime, Refill will come to bring the drinks, Big Al can come as part of the new alliance to provide food, PP will provide fireworks, and Funtimes will provide the disco room.

You want me to write another shiny Epic dance party? :P

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"Really? Another gerbil? We've got more rodents up here than Hamelin already!"

"But his are gross! President Johnson here is way cuter than those nasty rats."

"And for the love of Pete, stop naming them after Lyndon Baines Johnson!"

"I did! This one is President Johnson, and this one is President Lincoln, and this one is Douglas..."

"Lincoln and Douglas don't seem to get along. Perhaps you should separate them."

"They're debating!"

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"I did! This one is President Johnson, and this one is President Lincoln, and this one is Douglas..."

"Lincoln and Douglas don't seem to get along. Perhaps you should separate them."

"They're debating!"

"They're eating my wallet!"

"No, now they've moved on to currency reforms"

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"Funtimes," Lightwards fumed, "Stop turning my Museum into an elaborate gerbil political farce!"

 

Chicago Joe took another swig of whiskey. "If ya ask me, them politicians were already a farce. Can ya believe they expected us to buy into that moon landing mumbo jumbo?"

 

"Nobody asked you!"

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Is that when Lucentia started a shiny Epic dance party as Lightwards curled up on the floor and cried big tears over his nonsensical life? :P

What's nonsensical? It started raining molten sugar because the esteemed representatives of gerbils were too busy arguing over the economy to notice the growing health crisis. Seems perfectly logical to me :P

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Ah, I remember that part. That's when Lightwards retreats to his room, and Nighthound sits outside the door singing "Do You Want to Conquer Portland."

Do you want to conquer Portland?

Come on let´s go and kill

I never see you dinosaurs anymore

Let them come out

It´s like they´ve gone away

You used to be our bully-victim

and now you´re not

I wish you would tell me why!

Do you want to conquer Portland?

We could also murder Funtimes.

 

Go away Nighthound.

 

pff, as if!

Do you want to conquer Portland

Or ride our dinosaurs around the halls

Otherwise I´m just gonna annoy you.

I´ve started talking to

Funtime´s annoying vanillas

(Shut up, Sam!)

It´s getting a little boring.

With all these jungle rooms.

 

Just watch the hours tick by

 

Lightwards?

Please, I know you´re in there

People think we aren´t gonna kill them

They say "join Corpsemaker" and I´m trying to

I´m right here pestering you, just let me in

You don´t have anyone anyway

It´s just you and me

You know what I´m gonna do.

 

Do you want to conquer Portland?

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Do you want to conquer Portland?

Come on let´s go and kill

I never see you dinosaurs anymore

Let them come out

It´s like they´ve gone away

You used to be our bully-victim

and now you´re not

I wish you would tell me why!

Do you want to conquer Portland?

We could also murder Funtimes.

Go away Nighthound.

pff, as if!

Do you want to conquer Portland

Or ride our dinosaurs around the halls

Otherwise I´m just gonna annoy you.

I´ve started talking to

Funtime´s annoying vanillas

(Shut up, Sam!)

It´s getting a little boring.

With all these jungle rooms.

Just watch the hours tick by

Lightwards?

Please, I know you´re in there

People think we aren´t gonna kill them

They say "join Corpsemaker" and I´m trying to

I´m right here pestering you, just let me in

You don´t have anyone anyway

It´s just you and me

You know what I´m gonna do.

Do you want to conquer Portland?

My only regret is that I can only give this one upvote.

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