The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI)

[Cash67]

Here is the HQ for the Moon Pie Initiative (MPI)! This is where any person or other sentient creature can provide input on how to best make the one and only MOON PIE. 

Mission Statement:

The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI) is dedicated to creating interplanetary, interdimensional and interspecies pastry delights. Our mission: to create the ultimate pastry - the Moon Pie.

The Council:

President: @Cash67

Vice President: @Telrao

Executive Platypus: @Being of Cacophony

Logistics Master: @Lord Gregorio

High General: @Witless of Shinovar

Special Forces Commander: @Aes Sedai

Spymaster: @NerdyAarakocra

Minister of Crusts and Jellies: @SymphonianBookworm

Master of Ceremonies: @Shining Silhouette

 

If y’all want a summary of what’s happened so far in thread, check here

Spoiler

So a couple of the people in the Boys thread in Social had the idea to turn planets into food, and we latched onto the idea of a Moon Pie. We spent a week gathering forces and materials, and pied the USA’s government and the USA’s Allies as well. We then attempted to recruit @The Bookwyrm as our astrophysicist, but we went ahead and pied the moon before he joined. He stated we were crazy and attempted to infiltrate NASA to stop us, forgetting that we owned NASA. We arrested him and picked Jupiter as our next target to our, and in the process of doing so, Bookwyrm cleverly escaped. 
 

That’s about it! Interact with this thread and have fun!

 

Edited March 4, 2023 by Cash67
Formatting/story summary

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Heck yes! Glad to be here. I just saw the thing on Boys and only boys but not only boys or whatever it is called. I will assist in the mission statement!

[Wittles he/him]

I hath been summoned!

[Cash67]

9 minutes ago, Lord Gregorio said:

Heck yes! Glad to be here. I just saw the thing on Boys and only boys but not only boys or whatever it is called. I will assist in the mission statement!

Do you accept the title of Logistics Master? Will you guide and direct our chaotic team into “productive” activities? (If not what title do you want?)

7 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

I hath been summoned!

And what title do you want?

 

(this may be turning into a chaotic rp, but such is the way of the Shard)

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

3 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

Do you accept the title of Logistics Master? Will you guide and direct our chaotic team into “productive” activities? (If not what title do you want?)

I will accept this title as graciously as I can and do my best to keep the team somewhat on track.

Status will be updated.  This will be interesting.

[Wittles he/him]

I will be...whatever title, as long as it's head of the brigade of defense and conquering to take over the solar system for this initiative

[Cash67]

4 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

I will be...whatever title, as long as it's head of the brigade of defense and conquering to take over the solar system for this initiative

I hereby bestow upon you the title of General. Will you make sure our pie efforts are protected, oversee our forces, and advise the council on the optimal celestial body to pie?

[Edema Rue she/her]

I wish for a title.

[Wittles he/him]

1 hour ago, Cash67 said:

I hereby bestow upon you the title of General. Will you make sure our pie efforts are protected, oversee our forces, and advise the council on the optimal celestial body to pie?

I will

Edited February 21, 2023 by Witless of Shinovar

[Cash67]

4 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

I wish for a title.

How does thy wish to contribute to the MPI?

[Edema Rue she/her]

mUrDEr

[Wittles he/him]

You can be my right hand person! or head of the warmongering department against alien forces

[Cash67]

6 minutes ago, Aes Sedai said:

mUrDEr

 

1 minute ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

You can be my right hand person! or head of the warmongering department against alien forces

I agree! @Aes Sedai I bestow the title of Special Forces Commander. Anything that the Generals tactics can’t cover, or if the General needs assistance on the battlefield, you are the one the MPI will depend on. Do you accept?

[Edema Rue she/her]

I do.

[Wittles he/him]

So is this going to turn into an RP things as is the way of the shard?

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

8 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

So is this going to turn into an RP things as is the way of the shard?

I guess, . RPing going to the moon to make a moon pie. The not-quite-almighty president probably knows though. So we shall see.

[Cash67]

Alright we do need a mission statement. I propose the following:

The MPI is dedicated to sharing its powerful pastries with all the universe through the baking of celestial objects by any means necessary

Does the council have anything else to add/edits to make? Also, what does our general @Witless of Shinovar declare to be our first target? (Anywhere irl or in the Shard's Community/RP forums is on the table)

Also we are hiring, so if you all have people that can further our cause summon them!

Edited February 21, 2023 by Cash67
fixing grammars

[Telrao she/her]

Greetings, fellow Moon-conquerers!

I will accept title as vice-president. You deserve to be in charge, @Cash67

I can assist with the mission statement  Summon me when you're ready!

[Cash67]

2 minutes ago, Telrao said:

Greetings, fellow Moon-conquerers!

I will accept title as vice-president. You deserve to be in charge, @Cash67

I can assist with the mission statement  Summon me when you're ready!

I got a draft one post above, what do you think?

[Telrao she/her]

19 minutes ago, Cash67 said:

I got a draft one post above, what do you think?

Looks good - but we should so address out initial mission, like:

The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI) is dedicated to creating interplanetary, interdimensional and interspecies pastry delights. Our mission: to create the ultimate pastry - the Moon Pie.

Something like that, ig  

[Cash67]

11 minutes ago, Telrao said:

Looks good - but we should so address out initial mission, like:

The Moon Pie Initiative (MPI) is dedicated to creating interplanetary, interdimensional and interspecies pastry delights. Our mission: to create the ultimate pastry - the Moon Pie.

Something like that, ig  

As President, I nominate this to be our mission statement!

All in favor say “Aye”

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

Aye!

It may be needing adjusting in the future, which will need a majority vote in favor. For now, it looks perfect.

Edited February 22, 2023 by Lord Gregorio

[Telrao she/her]

Oh wow, okay! Aye! FOR THE MOON PIE INITIATIVE YAAARG!

[Wittles he/him]

Aye!

I say our first mission is to make the government a pie so we can take control of NASA

[Telrao she/her]

2 minutes ago, Witless of Shinovar said:

Aye!

I say our first mission is to make the government a pie so we can take control of NASA

What about SpaceX? If we take them over (kill off Elon Musk and forge a will) then we will have the funds to create a MARS PIE

(With extra crispy pastry)

Edited February 22, 2023 by Telrao