The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I was accidentally knocked into orbit by my little sister. I grab the Sandwich happily.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I create an evil army of penguins, and you are distracted by the confusing training program while I steal the Sandwich from you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Once you snatch it, I snatch the Sandwich back.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I create an evil army of penguins, and you are distracted by the confusing training program while I steal the Sandwich from you. 

Clone convinces the penguin army to serve him. He launches the Antarctic Space Agency, and proceeds to train the penguins to become astro-penguins and send them up to orbit. 

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

Once you snatch it, I snatch the Sandwich back.

The astropenguins steal it back and send it to Callisto

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My pet hamster, it, is sad.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

My pet hamster, it, is sad.

Your pet hamster is in the Dreamscape though, so the Sandwich is still on Callisto

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I shoot the sandwich with a fart gun, which transfers it to the 1st dimension

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My poor hamster, it, doesn't like this very much.

I unrelatedly steal the Sandwich.

Edited February 20 by NerdSandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

I shoot the sandwich with a fart gun, which transfers it to the 1st dimension

5 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

My poor hamster, it, doesn't like this very much.

I unrelatedly steal the Sandwich.

Shaking his head at the 1D sandwich, Clone shows up and gets a sophon to unfold into 1D and pick it up. The the sophon folds itself and the sandwich, but actually makes the sandwich 10 dimensional and way too small to see, except to the sophon.

[___ He/Him]

What the heck is happening here

I retrieve my combined honorblade/Nightblood thing and stab the nearest person

This happens to be @NerdSandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Shaking his head at the 1D sandwich, Clone shows up and gets a sophon to unfold into 1D and pick it up. The the sophon folds itself and the sandwich, but actually makes the sandwich 10 dimensional and way too small to see, except to the sophon.

I grab the actual sandwich from NerdSandwich after she is stabbed, ignoring the false 10-dimensional one. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I grab the actual sandwich from NerdSandwich after she is stabbed, ignoring the false 10-dimensional one. 

Even if it isn't the real one, the quantum sandwich is an incredibly dangerous weapon. The sophon keeps it safe.

The Penguin Army jumps you and steals the real sandwich.

Edited February 21 by KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

The Penguin Army then gives the Sandwich to me. I set fire to a hot air balloon. These two things are irrelevant.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

The Penguin Army then gives the Sandwich to me. I set fire to a hot air balloon. These two things are irrelevant.

Having known that the Penguins weren't trustworthy all along (@ThatOneWorldhopper), Clone flies to the Arctic and creates the Polar Bear Army, which declares war against the Penguin Army. Amidst the chaos, Clone steals the sandwich.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Having known that the Penguins weren't trustworthy all along (@ThatOneWorldhopper), Clone flies to the Arctic and creates the Polar Bear Army, which declares war against the Penguin Army. Amidst the chaos, Clone steals the sandwich.

Finally! Someone sees! But I also can't steal it from you after your wonderful admission of truth!

I run toward the person with the Sandwich, then drop to my knee and pledge my allegiance. "You have my sword," I say, then I turn and fight off his enemies. "You will never take the Sandwich!" I scream.

[Verdance he/him]

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Having known that the Penguins weren't trustworthy all along (@ThatOneWorldhopper), Clone flies to the Arctic and creates the Polar Bear Army, which declares war against the Penguin Army. Amidst the chaos, Clone steals the sandwich.

A very bald man wearing the skin of a dragon appears and steals the sandwich from Clone, then splits its soul into sixteen pieces and disperses them across the heavens. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, edgyswordname said:

A very bald man wearing the skin of a dragon appears and steals the sandwich from Clone, then splits its soul into sixteen pieces and disperses them across the heavens. 

Clone, along with 1 legion of Polar Bears, return to Antarctica and rename the Antarctic Space Agency to the Arctic Space Agency. Then, the Space Polar Bears disperse across the universe in search of the pieces of the bald man's soul.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

21 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone, along with 1 legion of Polar Bears, return to Antarctica and rename the Antarctic Space Agency to the Arctic Space Agency. Then, the Space Polar Bears disperse across the universe in search of the pieces of the bald man's soul.

I bash the bald man in the face with a frying pan and snatch the sandwich after he collapses, side-glancing over at Clone. “I couldn’t help but notice your counterpart’s conversation. Rebus is not wrong, but he is sorely lacking for information. Narrators could indeed come here in the full extent of their powers; it has happened before, and if it did again, the Ennullers do not hold enough sway in this thread to restrict Narration. It would be catastrophic for Authors who are both active here and have a Narrator in TLT, but that applies basically only to me. The Witherlord could come here too, though the extent of his powers would be determined by our collective initial reaction to him. He can only do what we accept that he can do. If we accepted that he has the ability to destroy the sandwich, then he could. Elsewise, he could not. He cannot be contained in any way other than complete banishment from a thread itself, as he can always pass through the Void, which exists outside and separate from anything that exists in any Thread. His arrival here holds promise as a way to defeat him; the very thin amount of restrictions due to Plot would make it so others would hold an unfair amount of power over him, making it very easy to kill him in an instant. Alternatively, his arrival could also make him ridiculously ever more powerful, especially with the precedent set by the dreamscape and the Author Blade. It all depends entirely on our initial reaction.” I shrug. “Now, if people were to bring Plotblades over here, those would almost certainly have a great effect on this thread due to their nature.” 

[Verdance he/him]

The bald man collapses, but at the very least he has managed to Shatter the sandwich like Adonalsium. Mischief managed, he opens a portal between the Battle of the Sandwich and The Longest Thread and falls unconscious through it.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

23 minutes ago, edgyswordname said:

The bald man collapses, but at the very least he has managed to Shatter the sandwich like Adonalsium. Mischief managed, he opens a portal between the Battle of the Sandwich and The Longest Thread and falls unconscious through it.

But it was just a dream… (bold)

[Verdance he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

But it was just a dream… (bold)

*splutters indignantly*

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I bash the bald man in the face with a frying pan and snatch the sandwich after he collapses, side-glancing over at Clone. “I couldn’t help but notice your counterpart’s conversation. Rebus is not wrong, but he is sorely lacking for information. Narrators could indeed come here in the full extent of their powers; it has happened before, and if it did again, the Ennullers do not hold enough sway in this thread to restrict Narration. It would be catastrophic for Authors who are both active here and have a Narrator in TLT, but that applies basically only to me. The Witherlord could come here too, though the extent of his powers would be determined by our collective initial reaction to him. He can only do what we accept that he can do. If we accepted that he has the ability to destroy the sandwich, then he could. Elsewise, he could not. He cannot be contained in any way other than complete banishment from a thread itself, as he can always pass through the Void, which exists outside and separate from anything that exists in any Thread. His arrival here holds promise as a way to defeat him; the very thin amount of restrictions due to Plot would make it so others would hold an unfair amount of power over him, making it very easy to kill him in an instant. Alternatively, his arrival could also make him ridiculously ever more powerful, especially with the precedent set by the dreamscape and the Author Blade. It all depends entirely on our initial reaction.” I shrug. “Now, if people were to bring Plotblades over here, those would almost certainly have a great effect on this thread due to their nature.” 

Clone stared at him blankly. "Who's Rebus?"

Clone does not know anything of what is happening in TLT, except for the fact that Renamed is there, and that Sandy and 18142 were doing some important stuff over there.

Though this is interesting. Clones can communicate mind-to-mind while in the same thread, though while in different Threads they can only send basic emotions and their locations to each other.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Clone stared at him blankly. "Who's Rebus?"

Clone does not know anything of what is happening in TLT, except for the fact that Renamed is there, and that Sandy and 18142 were doing some important stuff over there.

Though this is interesting. Clones can communicate mind-to-mind while in the same thread, though while in different Threads they can only send basic emotions and their locations to each other.

“Oh. Eh, message still got across.”

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

“Oh. Eh, message still got across.”

Clone proceeds to snatch the Sandwich from you.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I proceed to snatch the Sandwich from Clone.

The penguin army proceeds to dissolve into bluebells.