The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Ring the Sandwich from you by using a Conjuring Spell because we wants it yess my precious.

I distract you with a basket of eggs, grab the Sandwich, and ask what in Damnation is happening right now. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

I distract you with a basket of eggs, grab the Sandwich, and ask what in Damnation is happening right now. 

"I think the Heralds are still being tortured in Damnation, as has happened for the last few thousand years or so. But I haven't checked in recently, so that might have changed."

[Unintelligenius he/him]

6 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

As your hand passes though my well made Lightweaving, your hand is now stuck inside a miniature black hole.

I eat the black hole because I'm hungry. Then I become a wizard and train for ten thousand years until I have the ability to travel between dimensions and realities. I find one where Jerome is still alive and bring him back. We frolick off to a jungle to go hunt some bananas.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

An unfortunate series of events causes you and Jerome to now be hunted by bananas.

Meanwhile, I continue to create new and unique weapons for myself. Does anyone want one made? I post this on a shop sign, ready for interdimensional trade.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

An unfortunate series of events causes you and Jerome to now be hunted by bananas.

Meanwhile, I continue to create new and unique weapons for myself. Does anyone want one made? I post this on a shop sign, ready for interdimensional trade.

That unfortunate series of events consisted mainly of the bananas recognizing Jerome from the Wanted posters put out by the Supreme Holy Righteous Leader Supreme Lord Cavendish of the greater Banana Republic after the war that occurred the last time Jerome tried to hunt bananas and they hunted him back. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

also we're at 500 pages!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

also we're at 500 pages!

Yes! 

Also who the frick keeps voting for French I’m gonna kill them

I need seven more people to vote for microwave right now

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

That unfortunate series of events consisted mainly of the bananas recognizing Jerome from the Wanted posters put out by the Supreme Holy Righteous Leader Supreme Lord Cavendish of the greater Banana Republic after the war that occurred the last time Jerome tried to hunt bananas and they hunted him back. 

Jerome and I decide to make peace with the bananas because we have been at war for so long.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

The bananas are against peace. They know nothing but war and bloodlust.

Edited February 6 by Kaladist The Ketek Writer

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

23 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

The bananas are against peace. They know nothing but war and bloodlust.

Meh. They don’t really have blood. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

22 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I distract you with a basket of eggs, grab the Sandwich, and ask what in Damnation is happening right now. 

While I tell you that nothing is happening, I steal the Sandwich back.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Meh. They don’t really have blood. 

Jerome and I draft up a peace treaty saying we will forever not hunt each other ever again unless both parties agree to it because we get bored.

39 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

While I tell you that nothing is happening, I steal the Sandwich back.

Then I tell you that something is happening and you are so astounded that you drop the Sandwich in shock, right into my waiting hands.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

Jerome and I draft up a peace treaty saying we will forever not hunt each other ever again unless both parties agree to it because we get bored.

Then I tell you that something is happening and you are so astounded that you drop the Sandwich in shock, right into my waiting hands.

The bananas shake their spears at you. They rather enjoy having the ability to declare war on whoever they so choose, and don't want to give that up. 

 

Your hands get bored of waiting and scuttle off, allowing me to take the sandwich from where it is. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

The bananas shake their spears at you. They rather enjoy having the ability to declare war on whoever they so choose, and don't want to give that up. 

Your hands get bored of waiting and scuttle off, allowing me to take the sandwich from where it is. 

Since peace didn't work Jerome and I decide to run and go into hiding. We work our way up until we control an enormous criminal empire. We then use this empire to get back my hands and the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I work my way up the enormous criminal empire, slaughter you, steal the Sandwich, and go into hiding.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, NerdSandwich said:

I work my way up the enormous criminal empire, slaughter you, steal the Sandwich, and go into hiding.

Hiding ejects you out of it, laughing. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

23 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

"I think the Heralds are still being tortured in Damnation, as has happened for the last few thousand years or so. But I haven't checked in recently, so that might have changed."

"Oh no," I say, "Definitely not anymore."

I resurrect Uninteligenius. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I apologize to hiding.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Hiding forgives you and invites you back in. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

"Oh no," I say, "Definitely not anymore."

I resurrect Uninteligenius. 

I thank you and then go grab the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

The bananas surprise attack you and split the sandwich evenly into 12  689  275481 parts. Each banana eats their sandwich part.

I am one of those bananas.

I am now re-Invested with sandwich powers; I do not use them yet.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 10/19/2022 at 12:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.

 

2 hours ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

The bananas surprise attack you and split the sandwich evenly into 12  689  275481 parts. Each banana eats their sandwich part.

I am one of those bananas.

I am now re-Invested with sandwich powers; I do not use them yet.

I quickly point out that per the original rules, the Sandwich cannot be eaten or duplicated, voiding your action of splitting and eating it.

I surprise attack the bananas surprise attack and end up with the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

24 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I quickly point out that per the original rules, the Sandwich cannot be eaten or duplicated, voiding your action of splitting and eating it.

Actually, I was in a banana costume, and who said that we ate the Sandwich? all we ate was a sandwich.

I bring the real Sandwich to my shop and sell it for 19.99 to Kaladin Stormblessed

I also put a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 emerald broam bounty on your head.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

37 minutes ago, Kaladist The Ketek Writer said:

Actually, I was in a banana costume, and who said that we ate the Sandwich? all we ate was a sandwich.

I bring the real Sandwich to my shop and sell it for 19.99 to Kaladin Stormblessed

I also put a 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 emerald broam bounty on your head.

You said the sandwich, not a sandwich. Precedent states the sandwich is always the sandwich no matter the format. 

Roshar experiences extreme inflation in the span of a few seconds, making the bounty worth only 19.98 dollars. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

15 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Roshar experiences extreme inflation in the span of a few seconds, making the bounty worth only 19.98 dollars. 

Roshar realizes that emeralds are cool and decide to re-inflate the emerald broam's value, making the bounty 2387429836591863487523987159874619873615836982716398571639876 US dollars

Also the US dollars inflates to astronomical values, making the value 835620736509812365091879837510982375290834750924370589650983467098340982640981709847638478987989777777777772539857208342081506581346198450981645089361458136495816498674986134855609817408946708967*e25 British pounds.

Edited February 7 by Kaladist The Ketek Writer