The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I block the water with a towel and whip you with my newly wet towel, making you drop the Sandwich in pain. I scoop up the Sandwich and run.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Fishy said:

I block the water with a towel and whip you with my newly wet towel, making you drop the Sandwich in pain. I scoop up the Sandwich and run.

Directly into a brick wall, breaking your nose. I cackle and snatch the sandwich from where you dropped it. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I distract you by reciting pi and deftly snatch the Sandwich from you.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I distract you by reciting pi and deftly snatch the Sandwich from you.

I'd been approaching you, but I'm sent staggering back by the immense power.

The Maw 6 stops being a frying pan and becomes a sphere again, and since spheres have a lot of π, it's resistant. It swoops in and steals the sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I politely ask it for the Sandwich back and it says "yes". I have the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 12/1/2025 at 9:57 PM, Ookla the Tachyon said:

Named points out that you did commit treason against the Yellow, aka the Sandwich

I point out that I very expressly stated that I dropped the Sandwich out with a parachute, so the Sandwich was safe the whole time. Then I grab the Sandwich from @Ookla the Intelligent in a very polite way and manner.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich in a very impolite way and run, watching for brick walls. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I point out that the Sandwich should not be taken impolitely and steal the Sandwich through legal means.

Edited December 3, 2025 by Ookla the Intelligent

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Luckily I have a good lawyer and countersue, winning the lawsuit and regaining the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Fishy said:

Luckily I have a good lawyer and countersue, winning the lawsuit and regaining the Sandwich.

I have an even better lawyer... its called a gun. My lawyer convinces you to hand over the Sandwich and walk away.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich by counter-countersuing. There is also a clause included in your punishment that says: "no counter-counter-countersuing or suing me in general. It also requires that you get rid of your gun.

Edited December 3, 2025 by Ookla the Intelligent

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I steal the Sandwich by counter-countersuing. There is also a clause included in your punishment that says: "no counter-counter-countersuing or suing me in general. It also requires that you get rid of your gun.

I point out that I am not the one with the gun, therefore calling you out for not being mentally sane, making the court throw away the new lawsuit and giving me the Sandwich back.

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I have an even better lawyer... its called a gun. My lawyer convinces you to hand over the Sandwich and walk away.

I should use one of those lawyers.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Fishy said:

I point out that I am not the one with the gun, therefore calling you out for not being mentally sane, making the court throw away the new lawsuit and giving me the Sandwich back.

I should use one of those lawyers.

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In my experience they are very effective.

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Wasing of Want said:

I point out that I very expressly stated that I dropped the Sandwich out with a parachute, so the Sandwich was safe the whole time. Then I grab the Sandwich from @Ookla the Intelligent in a very polite way and manner.

But you did it without the sandwich's consent

3 hours ago, Ookla the Fishy said:

I point out that I am not the one with the gun, therefore calling you out for not being mentally sane, making the court throw away the new lawsuit and giving me the Sandwich back.

I should use one of those lawyers.

Named, as Prism, overrules the court and takes the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Tachyon said:

But you did it without the sandwich's consent

Named, as Prism, overrules the court and takes the sandwich.

I present the very sound argument “nuh uh” to the court, to which they give me the Sandwich.

Edited December 4, 2025 by Ookla the Fishy
Wording

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Fishy said:

I present the very sound argument “nuh uh” to the court, to which they give me the Sandwich.

Named present the even more sound argument, a spear made of blue luxin, to that he gets the sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I politely ask Named if he wants to team up.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I politely ask Named if he wants to team up.

Named agrees, since you are Superviolet.

Named also offers to make you a superviolet drafter.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I tell Named that I would love a drafter, assuming he is referring to the technical drawing maker.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

I tell Named that I would love a drafter, assuming he is referring to the technical drawing maker.

Named tells you that that is not what he is referring to.

He's referring to chromaturgy, the principle magic of the Seven Satrapies. 

Don't look it, the wiki has spoilers

[NerdSandwich she/her]

ok what book?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

ok what book?

The Lightbinger Series by Brent Weeks

First book is The Black Prism

[NerdSandwich she/her]

ah ok I'll check it out.

oh dang that looks good

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Ookla the Intelligent said:

ah ok I'll check it out.

oh dang that looks good

I can give you a spoiler-free version

[NerdSandwich she/her]

alright

PM me if it's long