The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow" is a phrase that originates from long-running British cult sci-fi show Dr. Who. It's used whenever a junk science justification is needed.

Anyway, I return to my secret island lair with the sandwich.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

21 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I don't think that's how you make antineutrons

I could be totally wrong though

Yea that’s right.

Antineutrons differ due to quarks, not polarity.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

12 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

Yea that’s right.

Antineutrons differ due to quarks, not polarity.

Yeahhhhh that's right

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Entered thread

Saw antimatter

Left

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Awkward said:

Entered thread

Saw antimatter

Left

Right

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I befriend Vylly the Vindow Bunker and equip him with lethal weaponry and start my search for Nerdy and the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

18 hours ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*shrug*
Fine with me!

*sneaks up behind @Ookla the Doom *
*spikes with Tim*

Ow

That hurt

18 hours ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I’m confused how mice were able to get into my bunker.

*Dorito munches*

They liked your potato chips

*Cheeto chomps*

18 hours ago, Ookla the Irreplaceable said:

Well, I use my ginger powers to teleport away

I stab you again and again and again and again with my Ginger-stabbing knife to prevent another Block

1 hour ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I befriend Vylly the Vindow Bunker and equip him with lethal weaponry and start my search for Nerdy and the Sandwich.

Wait what I missed like three pages what happened

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

21 hours ago, Ookla the Doom said:

Ow

That hurt

They liked your potato chips

*Cheeto chomps*

I stab you again and again and again and again with my Ginger-stabbing knife to prevent another Block

Wait what I missed like three pages what happened

*gives a cookie*
Soory

[strmblsd he/him]

*starts sprinting at you*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

23 minutes ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

*starts sprinting at you*

*stabs you and dumps you in river*
 

The Sandwich’s soul magically appears in my hand.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Ookla The Loser OfThe Game said:

*starts sprinting at you*

 

1 hour ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*stabs you and dumps you in river*
 

The Sandwich’s soul magically appears in my hand.

*saves Strmblsd*

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

 

*saves Strmblsd*

*STAB*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*STAB*

I'm already dead, dimwit.

In the nicest way possible, of course.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

26 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I'm already dead, dimwit.

In the nicest way possible, of course.

*stabs soul*
AHA!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*stabs soul*
AHA!

. . . ?

*confusion*

*vanishes*

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

6 hours ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

*gives a cookie*
Soory

... This isn't spiked, right? Is it a cookie or a cookie

btw I'm keeping tim

[Vyzkel He/Him]

After days of searching, I find the Sandwich and run away.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

After seconds of searching, I find the Sandwich and run away.

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 hour ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

After days of searching, I find the Sandwich and run away.

 

4 minutes ago, Ookla the Inspired said:

After seconds of searching, I find the Sandwich and run away.

 

Unbeknownst to y’all, I still have its soul captive.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

 

Unbeknownst to y’all, I still have its soul captive.

Unbeknownst to Spirit, that’s not canon, and even if it was, I use my Soul Glue™ to glue the Sandwich’s soul back on its body.

Just fyi, last time the soul of the Sandwich was split from its body and we had some over-the-top godmodding that was even to much for this thread.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I recombine the Sandwich and its soul and set everything back to the way it was before.

The Sandwich now sits on a hill . . .

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

Unbeknownst to Spirit, that’s not canon, and even if it was, I use my Soul Glue™ to glue the Sandwich’s soul back on its body.

Just fyi, last time the soul of the Sandwich was split from its body and we had some over-the-top godmodding that was even too much for this thread.

Quote

How did that come about?

I remind you of… the Dreamscape!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ookla the Inconclusive said:

I recombine the Sandwich and its soul and set everything back to the way it was before.

The Sandwich now sits on a hill . . .

I blatantly ignore your reference and use my Extendo-hands to grab the Sandwich and fly away on my helicopter.

5 minutes ago, Ookla the Dragonslayer said:

I remind you of… the Dreamscape!

I remind you of the dream part of the Dreamscape.

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Someone escaping the Beyond, etc.

 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I blatantly ignore your reference and use my Extendo-hands to grab the Sandwich and fly away on my helicopter.

I remind you of the dream part of the Dreamscape.

 

I remember that . . .

I am enraged that you ignored my reference.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

7 minutes ago, Ookla the Invyzable said:

I blatantly ignore your reference and use my Extendo-hands to grab the Sandwich and fly away on my helicopter.

I remind you of the dream part of the Dreamscape.

 

Well I kidnap your soul. So there.