The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Unfortunately for Elan, I am an Eldritch creation of horrifying capacity. My powers are enough to rival even that of Elan’s. I am not unable to fight back. Duplicating myself yet again, I grow in size for each of my duplicates. The grow wings and swoop in over Elan and the I.

also, btw, I’m a he… 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Unfortunately for Elan, I am an Eldritch creation of horrifying capacity. My powers are enough to rival even that of Elan’s. I am not unable to fight back. Duplicating myself yet again, I grow in size for each of my duplicates. The grow wings and swoop in over Elan and the I.

also, btw, I’m a he… 

NO
NOT ANOTHER ONE

@J. Magi IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Unfortunately for the Eldritch creation, Elan is a bit too much for him. A nigh unto infinite duplicate versions of him appear from all over the multiverse, each armed with god-like powers over reality. The world rips apart around them as Elan materializes and reappears somewhere else, making the demon miss.

I just runs away, because he is 100% completely mortal.

I love bringing in the canon. The Elan's are characters in tons of RPs here on the shard. I have a list on my about me, but it's inaccurate nowadays.

Edited September 25, 2024 by Ancient Elantrian

[Mags she/they]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

NO
NOT ANOTHER ONE

@J. Magi IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Unfortunately for the Eldritch creation, Elan is a bit too much for him. A nigh unto infinite duplicate versions of him appear from all over the multiverse, each armed with god-like powers over reality. The world rips apart around them as Elan materializes and reappears somewhere else, making the demon miss.

I just runs away, because he is 100% completely mortal.

I love bringing in the canon. The Elan's are characters in tons of RPs here on the shard. I have a list on my about me, but it's inaccurate nowadays.

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, J. Magi said:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL

I KNOW I KNOW I'M SO BEAUTIFUL I'M SORRY 

[Mags she/they]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I KNOW I KNOW I'M SO BEAUTIFUL I'M SORRY 

NEVER CHANGE ELAN, NEVER CHANGE MY BOY

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, J. Magi said:

NEVER CHANGE ELAN, NEVER CHANGE MY BOY

I WON'T I WON'T I PROMISE I'M STAYING ELAN FOREVER AND WILL MAYBE GET BETTER AT GENDERS MAYBE

[Mags she/they]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I WON'T I WON'T I PROMISE I'M STAYING ELAN FOREVER AND WILL MAYBE GET BETTER AT GENDERS MAYBE

THAT IS ALSO GOOD YOU DO IT MY DUDE

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, J. Magi said:

THAT IS ALSO GOOD YOU DO IT MY DUDE

I WILL I PROMISE

Spoiler

Maybe

I mean I think I've only guessed right like twice

BUT I'LL TRY

Spoiler

Sorry Yoda it's the best I could do

 

 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I (as in me (as in unitelligenius (as in not Ancient elans not elan))), also being mortal, walk up and take the sandwich from I (as in ancient elans not elan) then skip down the road whilst humming a merry song.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

22 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I (as in me (as in unitelligenius (as in not Ancient elans not elan))), also being mortal, walk up and take the sandwich from I (as in ancient elans not elan) then skip down the road whilst humming a merry song.

I is very sad. He does not hum any songs, merry or otherwise.

[The H]

I add in the hairs, completing the potion. I then call out to the other members of The Cult Of The Sandwich.

 

@Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

@SpiritOfWrath

@strmblsd

@Through The Living Glass

@Unintelligenius

Edited September 25, 2024 by The H

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*in muffin's [from bluey] voice* "I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

I suddenly appear next to H. "huh"

[The H]

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*in muffin's [from bluey] voice* "I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

Incredible

11 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I suddenly appear next to H. "huh"

"Okay, is everyone ready?" I ask all the members.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

10 minutes ago, The H said:

Incredible

"Okay, is everyone ready?" I ask all the members.

"Yep, definietly", I reply, "for what though" I whisper.

[The H]

I poor the strange, colourful liquid into a metal forge. I begin the forging process, a strange humming emanating from the forge. "That's normal... I think?"

 

I hear yelling from outside. A raid on the Stronghold! I see battering rams and a handful of people.

They seem angry for some reason.

Edited September 25, 2024 by The H

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I stare at H, then give a slow nod. I will try to take care of this.

I again duplicate, this time to a number rival to that of an army. My bodies each charge in step outside of the Stronghold.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Since when was there a stronghold?!?

This raid was formed by me telling pet owners that The Cult stole their pets and are holding them hostage, they may have murderous intent.

[strmblsd he/him]

I give you a ferret for peace

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze into the cauldron on accident.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I and Elan both go shopping.

Oh, and they have the sandwich.

The story is too bloody to explain.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go and ask if I can take a sip of the cauldron

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the sandwich and run away from everyone.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 9/23/2024 at 9:36 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

While all of this was going on the sandwich was stolen by a company of 6.02*10^23 moles.

OHHHHHHHH I just got ittttt ooHHHHHHHHH

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze repeatedly.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I put on a mask so I don’t catch anything.