The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I watch the bananas with a longing expression on my face

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I notice this and give you a banana.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I freely hand out bananas to all who want them.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

On 9/16/2024 at 8:50 PM, The H said:

I lower my hood, then ask Doomslug if she seeks answers to the question that is the Sandwich.

(if you say yes, you are the cult's second member. If not... *cracks knuckles*)

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IIII GGGUUESSSS CAN I BE LIKE LEADERISH CO LEADER WHATEVER?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take a banana which secretly has the Sandwich in it, I thank Unintelligenius and walk away nonchalantly.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I steal the banana that has the Sandwich in it. Nonchalantly.

[strmblsd he/him]

I eat a banananana as good as I can with all the bubble wrap on

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I congratulate Strmblsd for discovering a new type of fruit. I question why he couldn't have come up with a better name though.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

It’s just a really big banana, so it deserves more na’s.

I nonchalantly grapple PianoSavant to the ground and take the Sandwich out of the banana.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I nonchalantly kick you in the shins and steal the Sandwich back, then nonchalantly run away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I nonchalantly cock a rifle and just stand there. Nonchalantly, of course.

Edited September 19, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I nonchalantly throw a grenade at PianoSavants feet.

[The H]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Nonchalantly, of course.

Of course.

I start stirring something in my cauldron. It begins to bubble. I pull out a long strand of my hair and put it into the cauldron. Now, it's just about getting five different people's hair now.

All nonchalantly, obviously.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I nonchalantly ask you what the potion does.

[The H]

I nonchalantly tell you that it's a secret and you have to come within an arm's reach of my scissors. For no reason whatsoever. 

Edited September 19, 2024 by The H

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I nonchalantly yell grenade in the most monotone voice possible.

[PianoSavant she/her]

12 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I nonchalantly throw a grenade at PianoSavants feet.

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I nonchalantly yell grenade in the most monotone voice possible.

I nonchalantly take cover from the grenade.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I also nonchalantly take cover from the grenade, but not before I nonchalantly break Piano's scissors.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I nonchalantly push Piano off a cliff and nonchalantly drop a bomb after her.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Meanwhile, the sandwich is now in Paris.

Spoiler

Specifically on that one bridge from Inception.

 

[PianoSavant she/her]

5 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I nonchalantly push Piano off a cliff and nonchalantly drop a bomb after her.

47 minutes ago, The Bookwyrm said:

Meanwhile, the sandwich is now in Paris.

  Reveal hidden contents

Specifically on that one bridge from Inception.

 

I eventually and nonchalantly arrive at a hospital in Paris. The Sandwich got viscously attacked by pigeons and is also a patient. I kidnap - er, rescue - the Sandwich, and myself, from the hospital.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Just now, PianoSavant said:

I eventually and nonchalantly arrive at a hospital in Paris. The Sandwich got viscously attacked by pigeons and is also a patient. I kidnap - er, rescue - the Sandwich, and myself, from the hospital.

You are arrested for unlawful rescuing.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I lawfully rescue myself.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the sandwich and attach a rocket to your back and you are blasted into space.

Edited September 20, 2024 by Unintelligenius
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[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich and attach a rocket to its back, launching it into your face. I then run away.