The Battle for the Sandwich

[SPECTRE120]

You accidentally also summon me because my spiritweb is so connected to the Sandwich so I un-vaporize and appear right in front of you, holding the Sandwich.

[PianoSavant she/her]

You also accidentally summon me. I don’t have the Sandwich and am very confused.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This infinite summoning gives an IRL flight glitches whenever one of you is in the air, the server kicks you for unauthorized flying after I throw one of you in the air, then I take the Sandwich from the floor.

[strmblsd he/him]

I dive at the sandwich on the floor but miss and hit my face

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I pat your head sympathetically and walk away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I wrap Strmblsd in bubble wrap again and kick Vyz in the shins.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Vyz, being kicked in the shins, falls over and drops the sandwich. I run in and epically slide and pick it in a super cool way with epic music in the background.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Isn't that like godmodding or whatever it's called?

I soulcast the moon into a lemon, but I guess because it's a giant lemon it has enough mass to have a lot of gravity too??? So the tides are probably still the same, and there isn't a giant lemon falling to earth. The suppose the only difference is that the lemon doesn't reflect sunlight.

Boooooring

[Vyzkel He/Him]

It technically could reflect the sun, just not as much as the moon.

I get in a rocket and fly to the lemon moon as fast as possible, but before that I give everyone a few paper cuts.

Edited September 12, 2024 by Vyzkel

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

-except for me. Since I'm a CS and can't get papercuts.

I sneak onto the rocket.

[strmblsd he/him]

I launch the rocket with a tv remote on accident 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Using the worlds biggest lemon squeezer, I squeeze lemon moon juice all over the world bathing the world in the agonizing liquid known as lemon juice, the paper cuts on people sting in pain, I take the Sandwich while everyone is writhing in pain(except for Glass I guess).

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I laugh in your face because I don't have a paper cut and I wished to be invincible like a month ago. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I drink the lemon juice because lemon juice is yummy. Then I steal the sandwich from Vyz and fly off to mars, which is inhabited by cows.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I re-inflate the lemon moon, because while Vyz was squeezing it a million people died because of flooding.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I follow Unintelligenius to Mars and learn to speak Cow. I then convince the cows to join me and recapture the Sandwich. Well, I try. It turns out that Cow isn’t a real language and Duolingo lied to me. The Mars cows are very confused.

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I walk in on Savant mooing to Cows, and very slooowwwwly back away.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I scream "Crucio!" at the sandwich while holding a wand in my hand.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

The sandwich writhes in pain so i build a forcefield around it.

[strmblsd he/him]

8 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

The sandwich writhes in pain so i build a forcefield around it.

I accidentally quote unintelligenius and through doing that gain accidental control of his body and make him give the sandwich to me

[PianoSavant she/her]

I speak more Cow.

[strmblsd he/him]

I eat a hamburger 

[The H]

4 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I eat a hamburger 

I request to join in this eating journey, and bring a hamburger of my own to the game.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

The cows run away in terror.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I ignore the cows and just steal the Sandwich from Unintelligenius, then I eat some Mars pizza.