The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I'm a she

I breathe in some stormlight, healing my legs, and lash myself after Vyz

Edited August 9, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

 

I'm a she

 

Thanks for telling me

I pull out my baseball bat, ready.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I soulcast Vyz's baseball bat into blood and steal the sandwich, entering Shadesmar to escape

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Vyz walks right into another one of my wabbit traps. I steal the sandwich and start setting more traps muttering about how much I wove wabbit season.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I manifest multiple copies of the sandwich in Shadesmar, humming to myself

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I sit in my wabbit trap, now having no lunch. All of the copies of the Sandwich explode.

duplicating the Sandwich is against the rules.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Sorry, I forgot to clarify, they were illusions

I harumph, and restart the process

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Oh got it.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I munch some legal popcorn.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I wonder what a popcorn's soul would be like

You could be a stick

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I catch some wabbits.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I munch some illegal popcorn.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Eddie and I toast with popcorn buckets.

Edited August 9, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Eddie and I toast with popcorn buckets.

I steal all the popcorn.

And the sandwich. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I steal all the popcorn.

And the sandwich. 

I punch you in the face, which knocks you out, so Eddie and I take our popcorn back.

The Sandwich sits on the ground, abandoned.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I do everything I have been narrated to do.

I also punch Elan. Hard. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I punch you in the face, which knocks you out, so Eddie and I take our popcorn back.

The Sandwich sits on the ground, abandoned.

Elan wakes I up, so I can steal the sandwich again.

Then Elan runs away with all your popcorn and burns in in a microwave.

Just now, Edema Rue said:

I do everything I have been narrated to do.

I also punch Elan. Hard. 

Ha. Ouch.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Then Elan runs away with all your popcorn and burns in in a microwave.

I watch, horrified, as Elan burns himself in a microwave.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I watch, horrified, as Elan burns himself in a microwave.

You stinking grammar police.

Elan pulls the popcorn in with him so it burns as well.

Also, he now has superpowers because he got in a microwave.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Jerome swings in on a vine, yoinks the sandwich, and gives it to me in exchange for a banana.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

You stinking grammar police.

I fall asleep.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Wut

Jerome goes flying into my waiting fist and I take back the sandwich. I give Jerome a fake copy of the sandwich to give to Unintelligus. Jerome keeps silent in exchange for a whole crate of bananas

Btw, is Jerome like a character in another show or something? Sounds familiar

Edited August 10, 2024 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug
Oops sry, I read the name wrong lol

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Jerome being my loyal pet monkey actually swapped the real Sandwich with a fake leaving Doomslug with a fake and giving me the real one.

Jerome is my pet monkey that I made up a lot of pages ago to steal the Sandwich for me.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Nuh uh, I keep track of those copies, I merely swapped a fake for a fake. Speaking of which, I pull out a stick and beat Unintelligus over the head many many times with it, taking back the sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I continue sleeping.