The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

The question is whether silver and aluminum can be metalbended in a Sanderson forum.

Exactly my thought process

But this is The Battle for the Sandwich, my guy.

Anything is possible.

I laugh menacingly.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

13 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Vyz, my guy,

you're the fourth top-poster in this thread.

Wait seriously?!

I slap Glass back, since I was asleep when she did it.

edit: Holy Crap I am the fourth top poster, I haven't been on NEARLY as long as you guys, so this is surprising.

Edited July 28, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Wait seriously?!

edit: Holy Crap I am the fourth top poster, I haven't been on NEARLY as long as you guys, so this is surprising.

I know!! I was surprised for the same reasons 

Those, and because over a third of your total posts have been on this thread

I slap Vyz telepathically.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I know!! I was surprised for the same reasons 

Those, and because over a third of your total posts have been on this thread

What can I say, this is a cool thread.

Using the power of my mental fortitude, I feel nothing, I then take the Sandwich and hide away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

What can I say, this is a cool thread.

Using the power of my mental fortitude, I feel nothing, I then take the Sandwich and hide away.

That is true.

I freeze you in a block of ice with the Sandwich.

[LightRinger he/him]

I melt the Sandwich, but not Vyz

Edited July 28, 2024 by LightRinger

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The ice starts melting around me because I’m so hot.

Spoiler

I don’t care if this is cringey.

 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I'm so cool that the ice around Vyzkel freezes again.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

I'm so cool that the ice around Vyzkel freezes again.

I am fazed by your bad metaphors, and faze through the Ice, stealing the sandwich.

Rye, join us on TLPW

[Vyzkel He/Him]

7 minutes ago, TwinSouls said:

I am fazed by your bad metaphors, and faze through the Ice, stealing the sandwich.

Rye, join us on TLPW

I’m confused how you got the Sandwich from the ice since Glass has it.

[strmblsd he/him]

I disappear into the nothingness 

[Edema Rue she/her]

I watch all this, faintly amused, as I hold the sandwich.

I’m still a tree, I think. 

[LightRinger he/him]

I chop down all the trees, and for the sake of our confused brains, I have the genuine Sandwich. I’m holding it out for someone to take.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take it, performing an awesome backflip while doing it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

29 minutes ago, LightRinger said:

I chop down all the trees, and for the sake of our confused brains, I have the genuine Sandwich. I’m holding it out for someone to take.

Watch it, or else someday you'll try to chop down a tree and it'll start pelting you with apples.

Spoiler

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, LightRinger said:

I chop down all the trees, and for the sake of our confused brains, I have the genuine Sandwich. I’m holding it out for someone to take.

I pelt you with apples.

[strmblsd he/him]

I eat apples

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I grab some apples and then turn everyone around into a doctor, now I can keep them away for at least a day.

[Edema Rue she/her]

I continue to be a tree.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat one of my apples.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I take the sandwich well Vyz is eating his apple. 

[strmblsd he/him]

I walk of to you and hit you with this then steal the sandwich and hide behind edema rue the tree

[Vyzkel He/Him]

13 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

I walk of to you and hit you with this then steal the sandwich and hide behind edema rue the tree

Oh my goodness

I brandish an axe at Etreema Rue.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

@Edema Rue

[Edema Rue she/her]

6 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I walk of to you and hit you with this then steal the sandwich and hide behind edema rue the tree

 

6 hours ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

Oh my goodness

I brandish an axe at Etreema Rue.

 

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

@Edema Rue

WHY

I begin to nod sagely at strmblsd, then notice Vyz. I take the sandwich from strm, wince at the pun, then grow large rooty legs and run away in a style faintly reminiscent of Jack Sparrow.