The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*magics the hole back to normal*

[LightRinger he/him]

I get confused by the uno game ending and I stare at the sandwich, willing it to fly to my hand. It fails. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I eat the ground pork which taste quite delicious. Then I use a rocket launcher to shoot Vyz and I steal the sandwich.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

9 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I rescue them from burning alive, because geez.

I firstly point out that they weren’t burning alive, just choking on smoke. I then also eat some ground pork (delicious) and run away

Edited July 6, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use the power of inner peace to send the rocket straight back at Unintelligenius, sending him flying.

[strmblsd he/him]

I don't feel good because of many things 

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I take strmblsd to see a doctor because of his smoke inhalation. The doctor says the cure is to get the Sandwich.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I apologize for choking Strmblsd with smoke and to show my good intentions I give him a tracking device that leads to Unintelligenius

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

On 6/7/2024 at 10:13 PM, One of the Ten Fools said:

after saying this I run through the portal and jump off the cliff to try and see if I can find the sandwich.

Canonically I have been falling for the last ten pages. I fall at Mach 20 onto Unintelligenius and grab the sandwich right before I fall to the center of the earth. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

Canonically I have been falling for the last ten pages. I fall at Mach 20 onto Unintelligenius and grab the sandwich right before I fall to the center of the earth. 

I grab the Sandwich from you and curse you to fall for the next ten pages as well.

I do my best witch cackle and fly away on a broom.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I grab the Sandwich from you and curse you to fall for the next ten pages as well.

So I’m just a Windrunner for the next ten pages?

I start falling towards Living Glass at extreme speeds. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I fly faster.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I throw a bucket of water at Glass and, by law, she starts to dramatically melt.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

My hat melts off my head because it's made of cotton candy.

"Wrong kind of witch."

I throw my sticky-melty hat at Pineap, and it sticks to his face.

[Hyper129 He/Him]

*slides into the battle (because of my Edgedancer powers) holding a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (my spren Plumeria likes guns lol)*

WHAT'S UP GUYS? *Starts spray-firing everywhere*

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

32 minutes ago, Hyper129 said:

*slides into the battle (because of my Edgedancer powers) holding a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (my spren Plumeria likes guns lol)*

WHAT'S UP GUYS? *Starts spray-firing everywhere*

Quick note: unbolded text is non-canon and actually a dream

I eat the cotton candy off my eyes and then find @Hyper129’s sleeping body and throw it at Glass’s broom at Mach [number that would make it much faster than Glass]

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

Quick note: unbolded text is non-canon and actually a dream

I eat the cotton candy off my eyes and then find @Hyper129’s sleeping body and throw it at Glass’s broom at Mach [number that would make it much faster than Glass]

Hyper's unconscious body burns up in the atmosphere, and I watch the ashes float to the ground...

I cast a spell to reassemble him, and he continues sleeping.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

3 hours ago, Hyper129 said:

*slides into the battle (because of my Edgedancer powers) holding a Shard-M249 Squad Automatic Weapon (my spren Plumeria likes guns lol)*

WHAT'S UP GUYS? *Starts spray-firing everywhere*

Using the forbidden power of quote editing, Hyper's dream becomes canon.

[Hyper129 He/Him]

9 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

Using the forbidden power of quote editing, Hyper's dream becomes canon.

good nyehehehe

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

14 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

Using the forbidden power of quote editing, Hyper's dream becomes canon.

I use the forbidden power of quote editing to make it non-canon again.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

31 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I use the forbidden power of quote editing to make it non-canon again.

I do a backflip

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

14 minutes ago, Vyzkel Willbender said:

I do a backflip

Which is then canonized

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I make quote editing illegal from now on, and continue flying off with the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Pineap-spider said:

Which is then canonized

I cannonize this and shoot the words,  now cannon balls, at Living Glass.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I dodge them, easily.