The Battle for the Sandwich

[strmblsd he/him]

I catch you so you don't die

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I fall out of the ground and uppercut Pineap-spider in the face, taking the Sandwich as I keep running away.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I trip you and steal the sandwich then go for a swim.

[strmblsd he/him]

I take the sandwich from you because you don't want it to get soggy and I sit with it watching you swim

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I sigh, then go sit on a beach chair and attempt to get tan for once.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I pour red paint all over you and the chair.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

My eyes glint red like this:

Spoiler

and before you know it your arms and legs are cut off and you’re sitting in a pit of tar.

[strmblsd he/him]

I use my maxed Minecraft fishing rod to fish her out of the tar and sew her legs and arms back on.(One of the legs on backwards on accident)

Edited June 30, 2024 by strmblsd

[Vyzkel He/Him]

As strmblsd is occupied I take the Sandwich, getting red paint all over it.

[strmblsd he/him]

I go fishing

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

On your fishing rod, you suddenly see... The Sandwich? I quickly steal it using my carp disguise.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Extremely confused and slightly traumatized, I cartwheel after you.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I do a triple backflip, this confuses and amazes everyone enough for me to take the Sandwich and run away.

[strmblsd he/him]

I was still fishing and I was sad so I went to you took the sandwich so you could do it again 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I do another triple backflip as per request, now slightly tired.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I swim up from underneath and pull the Sandwich into the underwater abyss.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

There's always a bigger fish so you are almost eaten.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I go to the Gungan city on Naboo.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Jar jar, being clumsy, trips on you and the sandwich ends up on a transport heading for the surface.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat it

Spoiler

The it being the transport.

 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I have flash backs to the time Block ate a gun in the brunette/ginger war. I then snap out of it and simply grab the sandwich and saunter away.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I saunter faster and grab the sandwich and saunter to Saturn.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I hit you with a sitar and also a saucer, then saunter in the summer while Saturn is asunder.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I sue you for the incredible offense of disrespecting a musical instrument by hitting people with it. I win and obtain the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich and walk back to Earth with a great girth.