The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Lunamor said:

Luna the Sharder isn’t a he, so a random man also named Luna hands over a random sandwich.

That’s the second time

I shoot my arm lasers at Luna and she  dropped the Sandwich in fear, I take it and run away on Juan the laser horse.

Edited June 19, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I laser you with my laser laser then grab the Sandwich using a laser and then laser myself onto my laser laser Jon who lasers himself into the air as we disappear into a laser.

[Lunamor she/her]

I wonder why you just disintegrated yourself with a laser, then shrug and pick up the mysteriously unharmed Sandwich that has now fallen to the ground.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

With the multitude of lasers going around, I easily manage to reflect one off a mirror and into Luna. As she disintegrates, I manage to grab the sandwich and fend off any other lasers with my mirror 

Edited June 20, 2024 by Pineap-spider

[strmblsd he/him]

I go and use hot glue to glue Luna back together and bring her back to life. Then dive grab spiders legs trip him snatch the sandwich and run.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I shoot strmblsd with an RPG, grab the sandwich, and walk away with a spring in my step.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I force Unintelligenius to relive Quelkin dying in the Cosmere Hunger Games. I take the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Rye accidentally steps on my landmine, blowing him sky-high, I then take the Sandwich which he dropped after being blown up.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I stop reliving Quelkins death in the cosmere hunger games and instead decide to redie his death. This snaps me out of the matrix where I see Vyz picking up the sandwich. I karate kick the Sandwich into the air and deftly catch it while doing a double front flip.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stare in awe.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Your needless showmanship gives me time to set up my Rube Goldberg machine. When you land, a series of events happen, including a seesaw, bowling ball, marbles, toy cars, a dozen ducks, a sparkler, two slinkies, a fat chipmunk, a 27 pound weight, 4 basketballs, 15 basketball hoops, over two miles of hot wheels track, a ten foot long pipe, and a whole lot more. It all results with a vacuum cleaner falling on unintelligenius’s head and knock him unconscious. I can easily stroll up and take the sandwich from him.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I throw the bowling ball at you and take the Sandwich 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I bonk you on the head with a bowling pin, but it did nothing since it was hollow.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I bonk you on the head with a lead bowling pin and take the Sandwich from your unconscious body.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I bonk you on the head with the Sandwich and take the lead bowling pin from your unconscious body. Wait...

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

7 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I bonk you on the head with the Sandwich and take the lead bowling pin from your unconscious body. Wait...

Wait...

[LightRinger he/him]

I steal the sandwich while y’all are waiting via carrier pidgins. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I have no idea what "carrier pidgins" are, so I steal the Sandwich back using carrier pigeons.

Edited June 22, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I take the Sandwich using my thief falcons, then I fly away.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

Your flight is interrupted by a wall I built, that’s too high for your falcons to get over. They give up and drop you, and I collect the sandwich from your body

[strmblsd he/him]

I feel like I'm gonna punch because STRESS and anxiety...

[Vyzkel He/Him]

This makes my bird fall down and cry,  making the Sandwich fall into strmblsd’s hands.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I feel like I'm gonna punch because STRESS and anxiety...

Do it.

[LightRinger he/him]

On 6/21/2024 at 8:27 PM, Through The Living Glass said:

 

I have no idea what "carrier pidgins" are, so I steal the Sandwich back using carrier pigeons.

 

It’s like a carrier pigeon, but they speak “a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups of people that do not have a language in common”, since their first language is pigeon. 
 

My pidgins hover over strmblsd’s head, because they won’t steal from an inactive Sharder until they respond. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Everyone looks at strmblsd menacingly.