The Battle for the Sandwich

[NameIess]

I start crying because the sandwich is gone forever then I wake up and steal the sandwich and am about to eat it but boy am I exhausted from all my supervillaining and I eat the sandwich and it is really yummy.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I frolic through a meadow.

[NameIess]

Infinite sandwiches appear before me as I chomp my way through them all and why am I chewing on my pillow?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, NameIess said:

I use my supervillainy powers to invent a magical helmet that can levitate the sandwich powered by the cookie stuck loosely into my brain, then attempt to summon the sandwich.

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I decide to steal the Sandwich through the power of dreamwalking and oh wait that's not how it works, is it.

I wake up and actually steal the Sandwich but I need to go to bed now so I hug the Sandwich and slowly drift off to sleep and it's snowing Sandwiches now, yay!

Edited June 1, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I sneakily steal the sandwich while everyone is asleep and tiptoe away like in a cartoon. I then proceed to take the sandwich and hide with it in the pits of Hathsin before they were destroyed.

Edited June 1, 2024 by The Assasin In Red

[NameIess]

The sandwich once again begins lo levitate, floating out of your hands and away from the Pits of Hathsin as my helmet activates of its own accord, having gained sentience due to hemalurgic complications.

Edited June 1, 2024 by NameIess

[BlueWildRye he/him]

WHO SPIKED THE SANDWICH?

[NameIess]

I eat so many perfect sandwiches I snooze peacefully, unaware that the stale spiked cookie imbedded in my head has gained sentience and developed a hunger for sandwiches.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

What ability does it have? 

[NameIess]

Who knows?

The sandwich floated towards the cookie, then stopped as the cookie realized it would be difficult to eat a sandwich without a mouth.

Edited June 1, 2024 by NameIess

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I shrug and deck Nameless in the teeth to try to dislodge the cookie

I succeed in hurting you, but not in dislodging it.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I, only still alive through the darkest arts of necromancy, casually grab the sandwich out of the air and create an army of skeletons to distract everyone while I begin tunneling to Hades.

[strmblsd he/him]

I step on your tunnel notice then jump on it collapsing it on you.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I pull out a video game controller and start controlling Rye, making him tunnel upwards and deliver the sandwich to me

[The Assassin In Red Oh/no]

I unplug your controller and steal the sandwich before you can get it. I make myself awesome and begin sliding away at breakneck speed.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I stand still without anyone controlling me, holding an oath stone in my hand.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I break The Assasin in red’s neck with Rye’s oath stone, and steal the sandwich. I then sit down and place the sandwich under one of three cups. Which one will you choose?

[BlueWildRye he/him]

4 minutes ago, One of the Ten Fools said:

I break The Assasin in red’s neck with Rye’s oath stone, and steal the sandwich. I then sit down and place the sandwich under one of three cups. Which one will you choose?

I casually necromance the Assasin back to life and we both stand motionless watching One of the Ten Fools being one of the ten fools, as the Sandwich gets teleported back to @Anguished_One's house. Everything for multiple miles around it has been flattened by various F-22s.

[NameIess]

The cookie comes to the conclusion that eating the sandwich is impossible for it, and so it changes plans. Out of spite, the cookie will destroy the sandwich permanently, a feat only possible for someone who was never intended to play at all.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

*looks under the cups*

I sit there confused about where the sandwich went and start pouting.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I eat so many sandwiches that I become very happy. I then wake up and realize that I have no idea where the sandwich is, but then I summon My Little Pony and with the power of friendship, I get the sandwich and take it to Afghanistan.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Then I nuke the world, take the sandwich, and go to my cabin on neptune.

[PianoSavant she/her]

I nuke Neptune, take the sandwich, and go to my cabin on Saturn

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I first question how they got cabins on gas giants, I then take out my Death Star: Pocket SizedTM and blow up Saturn, then I revive the Earth and all its inhabitants and take the sandwich to my normal cabin on Earth.

Edited June 1, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

I knock on Vyzkel’s cabin door and offer to install solar panels for the low low price of one sandwich.