The Battle for the Sandwich

[Lunamor she/her]

Since you didn't bold your actions, I steal your idea and use metal bending to drag the plane towards me.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

9 hours ago, Scars of Hathsin said:

I get up quickly, using waterbending to heal myself, and proceed to use metal bending to stop the plane and drag it towards me

It was all just a dream(since it wasn’t bolded).

I quickly jump out of my plane and use my telekinetic powers to launch myself across the entire world in a matter of seconds.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I somehow know the exact distance and direction you went, and Aon Tia myself there, except I messed up a coordinate and find myself in a puddle of mud in the middle of a jungle instead.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my telekinetic powers to unlaunch yourself across the entire world in a matter of seconds, which causes an enormous sonic boom, shooting the sandwich to fly from your hands. I then use my telekinetic powers to cause the sandwich to float softly into my hands as Vyzkel falls from the sky.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

*traversing the jungle desperately trying to get back to the battle*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

*ponders the meaning of the universe as I’m falling*

[Unintelligenius he/him]

*eats a bean and cheese burrito*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

*steals the sandwich to end this gag of posting things in between asterisks*

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Hey! This is the Battle for the Sandwich, not the Burrito! Get your own thread!"

I'm about to take a bite out of the sandwich, when...

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

18 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

I take the sandwich, wrap it in wax paper, write “YOU ARE NOT STUPID” in big, extra-bold letters, and sign my full name. Then I board a plane and fly to @Anguished_One‘s house and give her the sandwich, before giving her a hug and returning home

 

15 hours ago, strmblsd said:

I go and give @Anguished_One a hug too but secretly snatch the sandwich as I'm leaving but leave a really kind note saying how sorry I am

She thanks you both but is a bit unnerved about how you found her house. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

5 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

"Hey! This is the Battle for the Sandwich, not the Burrito! Get your own thread!"

I'm about to take a bite out of the sandwich, when...

I launch straight at Nerdy, breaking their entire body and flinging the sandwich right in top of @Anguished_One house.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I start climbing up the wall of the house, then turn around and just leave, because I don't want the house to get indirectly destroyed by a random F-22 or something. Oh yeah, as I'm leaving I trip over one of those again and fall down a well. THEY'RE JUST SO STEALTHY!

 

*also yeah I made it out of the jungle finally*

Edited May 28, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I   M A G N E T   Y O U   I N T O   T H E   S K Y  .

THEN I STEAL THE SANDWICH WITH THE POWER OF CAPS LOCK.

oh and I fly away in my new f-22

Edited May 28, 2024 by Through The Living Glass

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I wonder how so many F-22’s just appear everywhere, then I use my ICBM to take out Through The Living Glass’ F-22, also flattening the surrounding area. I take the now perfectly cooked Sandwich and start running away as fast as I can.

Edited May 28, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I throw a magnet at Vyzkel which sends me flying towards him instead. I crash into him, grab the Sandwich, then get magneted back into outer space, soaring towards the Moon.

4 hours ago, Anguished_One said:

 

She thanks you both but is a bit unnerved about how you found her house. 

Well @strmblsd just followed @WhyEverNot_8.

Edited May 28, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I fly superman style to the moon racing @BlueWildRye there, and when he arrives I steal the sandwich off him, by cuffing him, and metalbending the cuffs into the ground  

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I grab a random airtank and then just sit there.

Edited May 28, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I shoot your air tank all the way from Earth with an M1 Garand Rifle, which launches you back.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

I throw a magnet at Vyzkel which sends me flying towards him instead. I crash into him, grab the Sandwich, then get magneted back into outer space, soaring towards the Moon.

Well @strmblsd just followed @WhyEverNot_8.

And @WhyEverNot_8 stalked me...

[BlueWildRye he/him]

6 minutes ago, Anguished_One said:

And @WhyEverNot_8 stalked me...

In the Sandwichverse, everyone knows exactly where everyone else's houses are, as well as the exact location of the Sandwich. That's how it works. I made that up on the spot, but it explains how we haven't lost the sandwich somewhere random yet.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

In the Sandwichverse, everyone knows exactly where everyone else's houses are, as well as the exact location of the Sandwich. That's how it works. I made that up on the spot, but it explains how we haven't lost the sandwich somewhere random yet.

*adds to The Sandwich Lore* 

[strmblsd he/him]

Does someone have pizza? I want pizza

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

14 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

In the Sandwichverse, everyone knows exactly where everyone else's houses are, as well as the exact location of the Sandwich. That's how it works. I made that up on the spot, but it explains how we haven't lost the sandwich somewhere random yet.

Actually, people have successfully created fakes of the Sandwich before and used them to claim the sandwich for multiple posts. 

I open my pizza box at Strmblsd's request, revealing... the sandwich?

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Don’t worry guys, it’s the power of IMAGINATION

I quickly run over, wanting some pizza. I then realize that I have found the Sandwich, so I yoink the pizza box as fast I can and drill into the ground to chill with my mole men friends.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, strmblsd said:

Does someone have pizza? I want pizza

I have pizza.

*pizza*

*gives half to strmblsd*

*nom*

Then I throw the empty pizza box at Vyz and both boxes fall to the ground.