The Battle for the Sandwich

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I take the sandwich because I need it right now.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Does anyone know about a thread from a while ago talking about trying to find someone prophecied to win The Battle for the Sandwich? I think it's pretty dead, but at the same time, the prophecies... They all thought maybe Thaidakar would be the one, but it's becoming clear that it might be Stick.

Edited May 25, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[The Stick]

Yes, the Sandwich is MINE!!! Mwahaha.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

30 minutes ago, The Stick said:

Yes, the Sandwich is MINE!!! Mwahaha.

This could get confusing.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I'm pretty sure it doesn't count as double posting if it's an hour after my first post, so here's a picture of my sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*sigh*

I need to draw the Sandwich.

I use my Harry Potter wand to freeze The Stick. *glacio!*

I take the ice block-Sandwich away.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I invoke the sacred power of the Nerdy and Platypus lunch date gag (It's been around since pretty early in the thread) to return the sandwich to the SandwichSafe. I then order the falafel pita and a glass of tea.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

The cycle continues.

I close down the restaurant and make you guys leave, then run in there, put the SandwichSafe in a cardboard box, then pretend like I'm just helping take everything out. I run to an airplane and get on a flight to Timbuktu.

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

The airport “accidentally” losses the box, and now your stuck at customs well I walk away with the box.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I cry because I am now in debt, in jail, and I now get 1 hour lectures from my adopted mother everyday.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I get out of customs, break Vyzkel out of jail, and request a temporary alliance to get the sandwich from Ten Fools.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I get out of customs, break Vyzkel out of jail, and request a temporary alliance to get the sandwich from Ten Fools.

I agree to this alliance, now indebted to BlueWildRye. I call in my pilot buddies to hook us up with some F-22 Raptors that we’ll use to absolutely disintegrate Ten Fools. 

Edited May 26, 2024 by Vyzkel Willbender

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I walk up to Vyz. "Yo, can I have one of those F-22 Raptors?"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I charge Through the Looking Glass 20 million dollars in secret as I give her the F-22.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I hop into one of the F-22s then have instant PTSD from the time that I died flying a jet. I proceed to crash it into Ten Fools, sending the sandwich box flying into Vyzkel's hands. I then realize that the alliance was never going to work the moment we got the sandwich and I run towards him angrily, then trip over the jet and fall off a cliff into the ocean.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I stare at my brand new prize for a second, stunned at how easy it was. I then run over and give it to the now sitting BlueWildRye,”my debt has been paid.” I walk away dramatically into the sunset, and also trip on one of the F-22.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

They're just so stealthy, you can't even see them!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

They're just so stealthy, you can't even see them!

Exactly!

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I take the sandwich, wrap it in wax paper, write “YOU ARE NOT STUPID” in big, extra-bold letters, and sign my full name. Then I board a plane and fly to @Anguished_One‘s house and give her the sandwich, before giving her a hug and returning home

[strmblsd he/him]

I go and give @Anguished_One a hug too but secretly snatch the sandwich as I'm leaving but leave a really kind note saying how sorry I am

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I then hug @strmblsd and covertly take the sandwich and tell him sorry, then run out into the road and get comedically hit by a car, the sandwich falling into the hood of said car.

Edited May 28, 2024 by BlueWildRye

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I walk into the thread for my first time, using my plant bending to bend the sandwich out of @BlueWildRyes hands

Edited May 28, 2024 by Scars of Hathsin

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I waterbend the water in the sewers below us and freeze your legs, then realize that this post isn't bolded, think about how I'm too lazy to bold it, then leave because I have no bending abilities.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I first welcome Scars to the thread. Then, I use my fist bending to do the most majestic punch right in Scars face, rendering him unconscious. I take the sandwich that was flung into the air and take one of the leftover F-22’s and fly away extremely quickly.

[Scars of Hathsin he/him]

I get up quickly, using waterbending to heal myself, and proceed to use metal bending to stop the plane and drag it towards me