The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry burps a polite little burp.

[Lunamor she/her]

My laughter begins to ring out into the air as I reveal that it was all a dream and take the real sandwich for myself.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I steal the real sandwich back into the dream with my powers over the dream realm.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry blinks wait can slugs blink very dramatically.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I hire Quest Sprout to take the sandwich back from the dream realm, then reveal that I brought desert for everyone attending lunch!

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

Honor loves desert! They start eating cake.

[Faerie Braids she/her]

The Seventeenth Swarm also loves desert! An army of ants cheerfully dig into an apple pie, while the rest of the Swarm devises a dark ritual to merge the dream realm with the real realm and steal the sandwich in the resulting chaos.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hungry thanks Nerdy profusely and begins eating dessert.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I also thank Nerdy and dig into a large pie.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

A helicopter takes and flies away with the sand witch.

[Lunamor she/her]

Now that the helicopter has taken care of the evil hag, I snatch up the sandwich for myself.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I channel the energy of a nearby comet and grab the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I change the channel to a nature documentary and steal the sandwich as lions suddenly appear.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I befriend the lions with animal friendship, and they take the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I start singing Hakuna Matata and nab the sandwich while they are busy singing.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I use Dominate Person to make you give me the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

I use Counterspell and retain the sandwich.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I Counterspell your Counterspell.

[Lunamor she/her]

I get my wizard friend to Counterspell your Counterspell Counterspell.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

1 minute ago, Lunamor said:

I get my wizard friend to Counterspell your Counterspell Counterspell.

But your wizard’s Counterspell isn’t as high level as mine, and they fail the check.

[Lunamor she/her]

My other wizard friend uses a ninth level Countspell.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I cast Time Stop and take the sandwich.

[Lunamor she/her]

My third wizard friend uses Wish to teleport the sandwich back to me. It was totally worth losing the ability to cast it forever.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I force you to draw Donjon from the Deck of Many Things, causing you to drop the sandwich along with all other magical items.

[Lunamor she/her]

My fourth wizard friend uses Wish to reveal my location, and all of my wizard friends undertake an epic quest to rescue me (I have lots of wizard friends). I then cast Polymorph on you and turn you into a gnat and steal back the sandwich.