Fortunately, Unfortunately

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, Pineapples.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, pineapples were all destroyed.

[The Sibling she/her]

Unfortunately, all the tiny purple frogs who had been secretly living in pineapples had no where to go

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, they were given a home in a giant, dead alligator.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Unfortunately, it started to rot.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, it was preserved by Preservation.

[Just_a_Fan he/him]

Unfortunately, necromancy is against the law.

Edited May 26, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Fortunately, we do it anyway and everyone's fine with it.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Everyone gets killed.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Fortunately, everyone else is still alive.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Unfortunately, Everyone Else swiftly became un-alive, thanks to a well placed piano.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Fortunately, they lived on as a Cognitive Shadow.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Unfortunately, they all join the Ghostbloods.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, Thaidakar becomes a better boss and gives them moderately better pay.

Edited June 14, 2023 by Thaidakar the Ghostblood
Spoiler!

[Eluvianii he/him]

Unfortunately, people kept demanding more from Thaidakar.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

On 6/13/2023 at 11:07 PM, Eluvianii said:

Unfortunately, people kept demanding more from Thaidakar.

Fortunately, Thaidakar decides to fire them all.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Unfortunately, they melted Thaidakar.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Fortunately, someone reforged Thaidakar with magic.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

24 minutes ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Fortunately, someone reforged Thaidakar with magic.

Unfortunately, the Forgery failed, and Thaidakar returned to his melted state.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

4 hours ago, TheAlpha929 said:

Unfortunately, the Forgery failed, and Thaidakar returned to his melted state.

Fortunately, Moonlight came and brought Thaidakar back using magiks.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Unfortunately, the Martians invaded.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Fortunately, Mars didn’t exist in the cosmere.

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Unfortunately, Whimsy says otherwise. 

[Aeoryi she/her]

Fortunately, whimsy's say got vetoed (rejected without any reason).

[The Paradoxical Phenomenon he/him]

Unfortunately, Whimsy cannot be stopped by something so simple as a veto.