Fortunately, Unfortunately

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, they were fortold to lose.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, Mr. They was against the Koloss.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, he was armed with many weapons of self defense and mass destruction.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, they all were defective.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, they could make new ones.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Unfortunately, they lacked the materials needed to do so.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, they had spren bois, and so had no need of manmade weapons

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, They was still fated to looe.

[Cinnamon]

Fortunately, although they were fated to looe they weren't fated to lose, in fact the stars had decreed they would win!

Edited November 14, 2022 by Cinnamon

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, no one cared about what the stars thought.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the stars could sing really really well

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, they got broken.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, @The Bookwyrm fixed them.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, he didn't hear the summons in time and everyone died, except him, who was left alone to wallow in his pain.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, Everyone died peacefully in her sleep.

Edited November 15, 2022 by NerdyAarakocra

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Unfortunately, the Aarakocra's were enslaved by Petras.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, Wizard used a needless apostrophe and the previous post was void.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, there was a piglin head.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, it was dead.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, there was a Hoglin head.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, it was not zombified

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, the sneaker had gotten the FLIP FLOO CHOCOLATE!

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, sneaker was not capitalized, and did not exist

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, sneaker wasn't capitalized back when this was originally a story element, so it still existed.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, no one remembered sneaker.