Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Unfortunately, they were evil, as they were distantly related to Moash.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, they had a redemption arc.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, everyone still hated them and pelted them with rotten tomatoes everywhere they went.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, the child turned out to be a Radiant, who redeemed them.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Unfortunately, the child broke their oaths and killed their spren.

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[Cinnamon]

Fortunately, the spren had actually “pulled a Syl” and wasn’t actually dead and came back when he acted like a proper Radiant.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, Syl was jealous of being copied, and murdered the other spren

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, Syl was immediately detained so that another incident such as this would not occur.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, that meant Kaladin didn’t have his powers.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, he had become Adonalsium REBORN!

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, he was immediately shattered by the Ire, who became the new shards

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, they didn't really know how to use the shards and spent most of the time doing nothing.

[Cinnamon]

Unfortunately, this meant the Cosmere descended into Chaos.

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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Fortunately, Hoid roasted all the shards to death.

[Telrao she/her]

Unfortunately, he splintered all the shards in the process

[Cinnamon]

Fortunately, they were still roasted to death, so the shards were destroyed.

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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Unfortunately, this caused the Cosmere to start to unravel.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Fortunately, a new Cosmere was out of delivery.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Unfortunately, palm trees.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Fortunately, coconuts

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Unfortunately, monkeys.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, bananas.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Unfortunately, eels.

[Telrao she/her]

Fortunately, potatoes

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Unfortunately, the Irish Potato Famine.