The Isochronism Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted! But now you have tons of homework to keep you busy. I want to have better hair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted. You also go bald at the age of 30. I wish to no longer have metaphysical body spasms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, you now have S.P.A.S.M.A. I wish to not have to breathe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 granted, you are a Cadmium ferring. I wish to know what S.P.A.S.M.A. is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted. Your bane is that the acronym applies to you. Spatial Parasite Animals Is My Arm I wish to come up with better acronyms. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted May 31, 2022 Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 Granted, you now have bad memory. I wish to be a kandra 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Isochronism Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted, but your friends call you "Faceless." I wish to not have a boon/bane. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted. you get nothing. I am now a kandra ghost. hehehehe. I wish to have a lerasium lump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted, but the Lerasium has been turned into gaseous investiture and fused with Ruin's investiture and then re-solidified, so it's now Harmonium. And it's raining. I wish that we knew what all the God Metals did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 1, 2022 Report Share Posted June 1, 2022 Granted. You ingest and burn Whimsium. I wish I knew how to burn Harmonium safely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You are now a furnace. I wish to be able to separate harmonium into atium and lerasium 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You must find Hoid to do it. Bane: Hoid hates you and thinks you must die for the good of the cosmere I wish to know where Hoid's hideout is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Hoid is never there, and leaves nothing there. Also, I'm already dead, so Hoid can't kill me. I wish for Hoid to help me Separate the harmonium without knowing who I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Hoid now has the dawnshard of Separation. Your bane is he can NEVER split banes from boons. I wish for a full functioning bactatank. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. You are allergic to it. I wish to no longer have to deal with Hoid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some Random Spren Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 granted. you do not need to deal with Hoid. you are still stuck with Harmonium. I wish for the Dawnshard of Change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Some Random Spren said: granted. you do not need to deal with Hoid. you are still stuck with Harmonium. Ah, but I had gotten it split before. Granted. You are frozen in place I wish for a Quarkbeast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. TLT becomes REAL and you are not a narrator I wish to be able to tame any animal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 2 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said: Granted. TLT becomes REAL and you are not a narrator But I am a ghost. Granted, you are being beat up by mechanical angry birds, which, not being animals, you cannot tame. I wish to be able to move around TLT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, but now all the Selffalfrednahgs are sneezing like crazy, meaning lots of planets are blowing up, including the one you are standing on. I wish that I could have a friendly Selffalfrednahg who could control it's sneezes expertly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. It is now so allergic that it will destroy every planet within a week. I wish to have all the godmetals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelsier'sGodComplex Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, you have lice forever I wish for Mt. Dew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, you are on a mountain with dew on it now named Mt. Dew. Your bane is that kesier is real, has read your username, and is coming for you. I wish for MORE CATS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted. Read the Accellerati Trillogy, and what happened to the crazy cat lady now happens to you. I wish for anti-lice soap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted June 2, 2022 Report Share Posted June 2, 2022 Granted, but it attracts tarantulas. I wish that tarantulas had the size, intelligence, and personality of dogs, and that everyone in the universe treated them in the same way that dogs are treated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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