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  1. Use the Surge of Adhesion to stick "kick me" signs on people.
  2. Which means that he probably finished the 5th SA book as a pre-writing exercise for Stones Unhallowed. So hopefully Bonds Unbroken will come out soon!
  3. My favorite story is the Rosharan children's tale about the piece of wet slime and the disgusting crab thing with seventeen legs and their insufferably rainy adventure over the rocks, as told by Hoid.
  4. That's a nice sentiment, but only Denizens are allowed access to Alley info. Even then, no one denizen knows what all of the others are doing. However, we will share the fact that while the reactions within a species are generally quite similar, sentient species have widely varying reactions.
  5. Geez, all this bad press lately. Let me make a Statement for the Alley to clear a few things up. Let me just start off by saying that we can neither confirm nor deny anything except the things we can confirm or deny.(yay tautology) Winter's accounts of the Alley can't be trusted, as her memories were heavily modified, which is standard DA procedure. And for all her wild accusations, she approached us about joining the Alley. Just check the earlier pages of this thread. She currently in one of our holding cells under the influence of our subconscious control factors, which means her above post is actually all a dream. Any long lasting side-effects she's experiencing from receiving the ability to shape-shift are in no way connected to or the responsibility of the Alley (Thanks to our awesome disclaimer!). In fact, the only thing we are responsible for is Science!!! It should also be noted that we hold no ill will toward her or anyone and that all are welcome to the Alley. If you want further info on the F.I.D.O. project, ask Mail-me so he can answer as cryptically and unhelpfully as possible. Thank you. Now who'd like a cookie?
  6. I think he accidentally wrote another book, which is the sequel to Bands of Mourning. He hid it because if all the other fantasy authors knew he had accidentally written two books, they would all just give up and Brandon's publishers didn't want him to do that.
  7. Welcome to the Madness. Here, have an upvote and a cookie. Favorite Magic System?
  8. Welcome to the Madness. Here, have an upvote and a cookie. What region or place in Roshar would you most like to visit?
  9. For Science! Totally worth sacrificing your sanity, limbs, relatives, humanity free time! Quiver, those are not blood oranges, but they''l do. You find a package in the large tree without any leaves. What you find in there is yours, to do with as you see fit.
  10. Only if they're, Blood Oranges. Which are actually quite tasty.
  11. it's easy! Anyone interested in and dedicated to the Science of Hemalurgy Art of Baking may join. However, you must either make sales in the Introduction topic or start theories in various forums or contribute to pre-existing discussions on Hemalurgy throughout the 17th. What division are you interested in joining? There's sales, r&d, advertising, transportation, theoretics, or other. Just joking, there is no other division. It doesn't exist, just like Alley 7 doesn't exist. So to summarize, you will be accepted when you have made a few sales, then feel free to join whichever division you're interested in. We don't lend baking supplies, we trade or sell. A batch of, utensils will require in trade a car battery charged with the light of a dying star. Or a mountain of pineapples. Either one.
  12. Way ahead of you: http://www.17thshard.com/forum/topic/15849-disney-and-the-cosmere/
  13. Welcome to the Madness. Have an upvote and a cookie. Ignore the Ostritchofevil's mad ranting of spikes, he's new here and never tried the cookies. Many members here can vouch for the cookies, including several guild-leaders. Your Journey through the Cosmere has just begun! After you've read the Mistborn series there will be a number of other splendid literary voyages to embark upon. I recommend Warbreaker, an excellent novel that you can read for free on Brandon's website, as it contains some of my all-time favorite characters and because it's an excellent story. I too find spiders fascinating, though I lack the customary terror and possess only a healthy respect for them. I have good news for all of you though: Spiders are not poisonous. Not a single one. Bad news: most of them are venomous, which is unfortunately worse since you are more likely to be bitten by a spider than eat one. Who're some of your favorite Stormlight Archive characters and why? You get bonus points if you say Ishikk or The Lopen.
  14. Granted. Your hair is now just a bunch of bamboo shoots glued to your head. I wish Brandon would accidentally write books more often.
  15. "Anything else? I don't really know anything about the city, besides a few names." Reflection thought a moment then gestured to a chair. "Lift that and place it on the other side of the room without damaging anything if you can. After we will proceed to an alley a short distance from here where Busdriver will create a bus that you are to destroy. You must be aware that there are guards and mutants about, and if you attract their attention you will with them alone. If you are captured or killed, then you are unworthy to join us. We will return here afterwards. You will maintain professionalism at all times. Have I been perfectly clear?"
  16. (I accidentally posted this in WhiP. But i've hidden it now so it's all good.) This isn't meant to be a slight to the brilliant writing of Edge or Winter, but we need a viewpoint that doesn't make me want to bathe in a vat of mind-bleach. Murder, Mass Destruction, anything. Edit: I know! I'll write another Prankster and Jaime post. That always cheers me up. Sweet, our Own Tv-Tropes page! I want to suggest a bunch of my characters for different tropes, but for most of them we haven't reached that point in the story yet. I can't wait till the attack on the MoNA happens, because we'll get to see Fade as a Badass Grampa. I would suggest Quicksilver as some variant of the Big Bad and maybe the One-Man Army or maybe the Unflinching Walk or some other form of Badass. I also think that the Mad Ballooner qualifies as some sort of a CloudCuckoolander. Next we need a Wikepedia page.
  17. Long Answer: Well, the Final Empire is a male dominant society, which would've probably made sneaking Vin into the court alot harder as the expectations for men in that society were vastly different from what was expected of women. It would be alot easier for a girl of lower standing to infiltrate higher ranks then a man of lower standing. Male-Vin would have been expected to pursue others, instead of letting them pursue her. Her, or rather his shyness would've probably been more of an issue and possibly made him appear weak rather than simply shy. All in all, I think they would've had to severely change their strategy. Plus, knowing Sanderson, Elend would probably have been female, which would've caused a bunch of other problems. Straff would've probably been able to marry him, urg, her off, and there would be no way the city would've accepted a female ruler. So Elend would've had to marry Vin So he could rule and have Vin be a figurehead while Elend ran the country. There'd tons of other changes and alterations with dynamics between characters and shtuph. Short Answer: I'm fairly sure that would've made Elend a girl.
  18. We're a benevolent Organization who create and distribute baked goods. We also research to further improve our art by improving or creating new alloys recipes. And no, the cookie is not a spike.*
  19. Welcome to the Madness. Here, have an upvote and a cookie. Mind the gap, and don't believe what anyone says about the cookie.
  20. Fatebreaker

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  21. This is in fact the most usefull use for lightweaving I can think of.
  22. Wow, I was off the forums for a few days and when I returned there were 25 pages to read on this thread. So I'll quickly recap my impressions and reactions: Quicksilver isn't on the And Then He Died list? Must write another viewpoint. Red. Freaks. Me. Out. Seriously, she needs all of the counseling. ALL of it. Maybe a comfy room with pillows on the walls and a jacket that lets her hug herself. Look at that! An Origin Story Discussion for the Planet, and everyone remained civil! I'm proud of you guys! A round of upvotes for all! I really have been meaning to write that Reflection post Winter, sorry it's taking so storming long.
  23. Breaking News! Attempted Assassination of King Elkohar! Brightlord Sadeas Appointed Official Inquirer. Could Elkohar's trusted Uncle Dalinar be behind the botched attempt? The Science of Hemalurgy: Advanced or Archaic? I survived a Highstorm: The harrowing true story of a young bridgeleader and his unbelievable survival. These 10 foods will protect you from Deathspren! In the Wake of the Santhid: an in-depth look at some of the Oceans most Secretive Inhabitants. New Elantrians: Heroes or Hoaxes? Murderous Mysteries! An inside look at the Iadon Scandal! Awesome Tips, Tricks and Hacks for Beginning Edgerunners! Worldhoppers: Fact or Fantasy?
  24. AoL spoilers
  25. Well of Ascension Spoilers
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