Mistrunner

Also, blurbreaders looks a bit like blur breaders, and though breaded chicken is all very tasty and good, it isn't quite our intent.

WANT DEVICE. GIVE NOW.

Unless his companion was named Elevelyn the Eleventh, and they went to New New New New New New New New New New New York, and to the eleventh century, and...

Mistrunner looks up from her books distractedly. "Oh- person- hello," she says. "Um- yes. Of course. Speak ye the words and... yeah..." She disappears behind her stack again awkwardly.

All hail the root beer.

Voluntold- nice term. I'll have to steal that. I've done some of that, actually. We were painting some thingy and I made my own coat of arms. It featured a book with a sword as a bookmark. I am so proud of that. I like this idea. Anybody have a whole bunch of small metal rings I can use? Another fine idea. Thanks to everybody! It's nice to know someone's willing to listen to (read?) my rants.

Mist blushed. She hadn't meant to let that slip, but she was really quite terrible at keeping secrets. "Well, yes. I am. Twinborn, I mean." She paused thoughtfully at what he'd said. "Maybe. But I haven't really done anything with my life so far. If it all ends horribly, it's still better than doing nothing." She took another bite. Suddenly, irrationally, she hated the chocolate. It represented all that she hated about her life. She hesitated and ended up just putting it back in her coat.

I AM FAMOUS For noobs? LarkoftheRiver. Overall (minus Kobold)? TwiLyght.

"Someone was supposed to say, "Not a library," Mistrunner grumbled. She carefully sets down her enormous book and prepares to search for the copy of Elantris.

When you call burritos "baywraps" and chicken "exotic chicken from Shinovar." Also, rutabaga. Just rutabaga.

Baywraps. Exotic chicken from Shinovar.

I'm just stopping by to give out big, virtual hugs to anyone who wants one.

of immortal chickens

I SPEEKS EENGLEESH. I FEELS DUMM.

Links to theories Ideal of Knights Radiant Sanderson Elimination stats quotey thing I don't understand 19/23. Nice formatting, but points docked for confusing me.

"Melvin?" Mistrunner mutters. "I know a Melvin... but... it couldn't be..." She makes a rapid decision. "We will attempt to collect this 25th anniversary edition for our Royal Archives!"

"Silver. Even just gray. It's the color of tin, and zinc, and- well, mist, I suppose," she replied, smiling. "It's very calm." She adjusted her hat and pulled out her chocolate. She heard a scuffle in an adjacent alley, and immediately tried to tap tin. It wasn't there, of course. She grit her teeth in frustration. She needed a distraction, so she started talking again. "Any idea where we're going? I heard it was that guy's-" she gestures at Charden- "HQ, but nothing about where that is." She takes a bite. Ah, lovely. Maybe she should put slivers of tin in her chocolate. It would be tastier than having to swallow it from a vial.

Words of Radiance...

The person who really, really loves wolves! (And I didn't see the dates until after I posted. Still, it was a cool idea. People should start it up again.)

Mist followed the others. Hopefully they'd explain what all this fuss was about later. By now, she'd given up on her beautiful hat. She sighed. She'd liked that one, but people seemed to insist on stealing it. Horrible people. She reached into her coat and pulled out a kepi. It wasn't a fedora, obviously, but... it would do. For now. For a moment, she considered filling her low zincmind, but that wouldn't be a good idea. She'd start bumping into people, falling down, and running into walls. It was a very embarrassing business, filling zinc. Instead, she walked over to Resool, desperate for conversation, and asked, "What's your favorite color?"

On Scadrial, and in the vein of Colours' guide... DO NOT pick up any coins found on the ground. This may cause an Angry Mistborn to descend from the skies onto your head. What seems like a nice souvenir may cost you your life! Avoid ashmounts. Avoid skaa rebellions. Avoid house wars. Avoid Angry Mistborn. Avoid Angry Hemalurgists. Avoid Steel Inquisitors (see above). Avoid Scadrial.

Mistrunner grants Allomancy the power of a Knight Awkward and continues to refer to herself in the third person.

opened a portal

Hilarity on the Sanderson Memes and Puns threads! ...at least that's what I look at...