Peng the Just

It's not from Alcatraz. It's not calamity.

nope and nope. It takes place on earth. (although you could argue that this character isn't on earth)

I'm cool like that. I answer your questions moments before you ask them.

not mitosis, but you're right that it's not cosmere.

No.

Nope and nope. Maybe I could have picked someone less obscure...

Don't worry too much meta. I'm just keeping it at a tie.

I shan't retract my vote as panda didn't retract his and I would rather not die. I will move it from jain to meta. This should still leave it as a tie, but I'm kinda suspicious of how much he's taking control.

*facepalm* no. nope

I'm so magnanimous, I take away all the Fallons, along with anything else inside you that you could possible drown in, including, but not excluded to: blood, water, bile. You shrivel up. I'm so sorry. I wish for a stick.

yes, that is the meaning of dig I'm using.

Still no. Not sure how you got that one.

HEY! you! yes, you all powerful shard who's reading this post. You should invest in me. (It's worth a shot, right?)

Still no, but I can see how you got that.

nope. Still on the wrong meaning of dig.

Nope, nope and nope. Let me put it this way: Doesn't "dig" holes.

I don't know, maybe someone who ISN"T A MURDERER.

gonna put a vote on Jain to push it to a tie. Take your vote off me, and I'll take mine off you.

yay! Doesn't dig holes.

IT'S COME FULL CIRCLE!

Alcatraz style elimination: NOTES: This would need to be run by somebody with moderation rights. I tried to keep it simple as I feel the rules for recent games have started becoming unnecessarily complex. Not sure how well this would work, but I feel the librarians ability would take the whole "battle for information" to the next level. Maybe I should limit how many posts they can hide per cycle?

You get a jimmy Fallon to host your life. In fact, you get 300,000 jimmy Fallons to host your life. You end up being squished in a sea of Jimmy Fallons. (you brought this upon yourself) I wish I could undo killing cheese :'(

life before death?

You expect an ancient force to know what an LED is? instead, You get light bulbs made of solid lead. they don't give off any light, but heat up when you turn the switch and provide a significant electrocution/fire/poisoning hazard. Also, lead is heavy, so several of the ceiling light fixtures in your house get ripped out of the ceiling. Add "being crushed" to that list of hazards. you're welcome! I wish i was less mean in how I grant people's wishes.

Ain't no rules that say a dog can't play football you can't beat in your opponents' skulls with the ball.