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Verdance

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  1. Ough mah godt wait lift’s chicken is an aviar?
  2. Physics isn’t hard, it just takes forever. If i have to split and recombine force vectors into x and y components one more time there will be blood
  3. The Potato God, otherwise known as the dark archangel Éntrius, is allied with @Verdance. He steals the sandwich for you, then at the last moment double crosses you and gives it to me. I fly away with the Sandwich, never to be seen again.
  4. Verdance gently sets the kitten down on the floor. It races in circles looking for something with internal organs to tear out and devour. “Erm… could you try and keep death by kitten to a minimum?” Verdance asks. “Coder’s going to have to go through a lot of trouble to clean the bar and bribe government officials if someone dies in here again.”
  5. FN.9 curses. He will have to find a better way, and decides to bide his time until his allies return before striking.
  6. Verdance picks one up and holds it at arms length, turning his back on the rest, which are currently flailing helplessly as they are levitated into the air. The one he had picked up tries to bite his hand, which has fortunately grown a protective steel shell. “Nasty little buggers,” he says, while the puppies cower in fear. “Seriously, why’d you bring them here?”
  7. FN.9 points out that he is the only outlet of @Verdance’s Authority in BftS and therefore his defense against narration-adjacent abilities is much stronger. It would take a supremely brilliant Author to cross an expanse of space out of reach of Chaotic Light and retrieve the sandwich.
  8. Verdance snaps his fingers, and rose petals start raining from the ceiling. He picks up a piece of paper and shakes it until it becomes a cardboard box with puppies in it. “Counterterrorism,” he says. “My favorite past time.”
  9. You need to wish for something :3 Nice job though
  10. Oh, just giving you the exact quote you were referencing
  11. @Through The Living Ketek’s 6th house is suddenly assaulted by a squadron of twelve Viltrumites. FN.9 covertly installs a device in the back of the house that confines your powers to a low level superpower inside of the Invincible magic system. Very quickly, it seems that @Through The Living Ketek is in serious danger. Meanwhile, the Bald Dragon awakes from a thousand year slumber and goes off to slay a videogame character or perhaps a poet. He isn’t picky.
  12. Granted. The wish in of itself is the curse. I wish for more wishes.
  13. Is your background a chasmfiend?

    1. Conure1243

      Conure1243

      No, but largely inspired by one. It's also the first illustration of it, so it's very easily confused.

      It's called the Obsidian Nightmare, from my story, Emerald of the Shattered Skies. Its design is still a work in progress, because everybody sees it as a chasmfiend

  14. Dark Archangel Éntrius is beyond such mortal concepts as imprisonment. He scoffs at your feeble spite.
  15. Éntrius smites Fizz for attacking one of his followers. Only Éntrius may grant his followers death.
  16. “I Am Who I Am” (exodus 3:14)
  17. i dont choose to forget a person's art because of their personal failings. 9/10mmHB#2 is unironically fluent in ####.
  18. Fictitious Violence
  19. Hey, this is pretty good! I really enjoyed reading this. Can’t wait to see what happens next.
  20. Favorite social construct to violate?
  21. 9/10mmHB#2 detours near Azathoth to meet the newcomer, which seems to be some mighty demon he could recruit to his cause. “So are you like between chaotic light and chaotic darkness or something? I heard you say something abo…” he trailed off, looking around the hospital room. “Chaos,” he finished, looking at the thing in the bed. “What in Yog-Sothoth is this?”, he said. “It’s just a senile old man!” He is about to leave when ‘Azathoth’s Author intervenes.
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