Kevin blinks up from within his hood, sprawled awkwardly on the ground. He flinches as the liquid falls, but gives a loud squawk-like shout back. Spiders. Could be worse! I can eat those. Well. I can try?
He peers under the spider and can see a figure glinting with metal curled up on the floor nearby. He makes a mental note to check their breathing, then glances up with a start as he hears a voice. "Weird corner of the Premier Inn," it says casually. This is instantly followed by undead screaming.
"The what?" Kevin shouts after the voice, slowly sitting up so as to not alarm the spiders.