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Shatter

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  1. "Your hair… Some grey hairs just… disappeared!" <Kiri, lass. Ah reckon this is just a gatherin o' loons. We shoud aye skedaddle. Ah dinnae trust a single un o' 'em. Un's jist EATIN' poisonous mushrooms. Un sees floatin' orbs or some rust. Ah've a braw bad feelin' aboot this.>
  2. Kiri's eyes widen, and she puts her drink down. “Knae…it…a…'” know it all
  3. Kiri takes one and downs half of it in one gulp. “Oh, that stuff is good. Cep, right?” Navi spoke, “Kiri. Maist folk tak a wee sip o' drinks, no downin' them like they've been traipsin' through the desert fur forty years. An' do ye ken what’s in that, eh?”
  4. Record(7) (mp3cut.net).mp3 Motivational Message from me!!! also... oooo... voice reveal
  5. Kiri is still standing in the middle of the room, unsre of what to do
  6. I'm INTP. I'm a bit more flexible than you guys.
  7. I ate way too much poutine. Blargh. Note to self: Do not eat two whole portions of kosher poutine. For those of you who do not know what it is… French fries, cheese curds and gravy. (To make it kosher, you have to use fake gravy). Here's a picture:

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    1. Kansas Stormcursed

      Kansas Stormcursed

      I can't eat any of that...but it looks really really good

    2. Through The Living Glass

      Through The Living Glass

      mmmmmmmmmm . . .

      I'll nom the rest if you don't want it . . .

    3. Slowswift

      Slowswift

      If I die before I get to try poutine I will be supremely annoyed.

  8. “Knae-it-a',” Navi grumbled. Navi is a wristband that Kiri wears. Here's a picture of them. (AI generated)
  9. Kiri was watching the crowd worriedly, “We should probably leave, Nav. This party seems to be getting out of hand. We should find someone to go back with.” “Ach, Ye're aboot as fun as autocorrect turnin' “I’m fine” intae “I’m oan fire”,” said Navi. “But mind yersel. Just make sure ye trust them this time. Last time, ye went wi’ a daftie ye didnae trust, they nearly took a chunk o' me when they swung that knife. Ye blocked the knife WI’ ME! I still cannae believe ye’d hurt bonnie me like that.” Kiri jumped. Navi said, “General Kenobi, ye're a brazen one. Ah find yer behaviour a wee bit bafflin'... Surely ye ken ye're doomed...” He waited. No response. Only confused glances. “Ach, ye probably won't grasp it. Mah humour's a tad too subtle fer ye lot.” I'm sorry. It was too good of an opening.
  10. Navi observed everything that was going on. “This place 'ere is pure mental, mair nuts than Kiri when she's oot o' coffee! It's right bonkers! Ye've got a fifty-fifty chance it’s like this a’ready, or it’s 'cause Kiri’s choosen to skip ma charging day… Ah'd place ma bets on the latter. Kiri's a wee bit forgetful. That's why ah'm here!” “Oh, be quiet, Nav,” muttered Kiri. “We've no time for your soliloquies.”
  11. It means “Buffalo bison that other Buffalo bison bully also bully Buffalo bison.” Buffalo can mean the city, the animal, or to bully
  12. also: “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.”
  13. "Ok. Thanks! Where's the food?" She's a teen. Whaddayou expect? I hope you have enough food
  14. Happy 35th birthday, Argent!!!

    Hope you're well!

  15. "Huh," Kiri muttered as she saw the invitation floating above her. She took it and read it. She immediately folded it twice.
  16. damn.
  17. “Ignore him. That's what I do.” She walked out of the cave into the blinding sunlight. She blinked and shaded her eyes. “Where am I, Pob?” we are so close to 4000 pages
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