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The Black Coffee Manifesto
I. Purity Above All
I pledge to drink my coffee as it was born: unadulterated, untamed, and unapologetically bitter. No sugar, no cream, no syrups. Nothing to mask the truth of the bean.II. The Ritual of Respect
Each cup is a ceremony. I honour the grind, the roast, and the pour. I sip slowly, not out of necessity, but out of reverence.III. Strength in Simplicity
I embrace the clarity that black coffee brings: sharp, bold, and disciplined. It awakens the mind without distraction, forging focus and purpose.IV. The Health of the Devoted
I reject empty additives. My fuel is clean, my energy honest, my body grateful.V. Loyalty to the Bean
I defend the sanctity of the coffee bean. Those who adulterate betray not only the cup, but the very essence of coffee itself.VI. The Uncompromising Path
I choose the dark, bitter, and true. I walk the path of minimalism, of discipline, of flavour unmasked.VII. Declaration of Supremacy
Let it be known: black coffee is not a drink. It is a creed, a standard, a rebellion against mediocrity.“BEHOLD THE BEAN! NO CREAM! NO SUGAR! ONLY BLACK! ANY OTHER IS TREASON!”
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… I summon the wrath of @Just A Silvereye due to bad French.
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Coffee is the best thing on Earth. But it has to have nothing added. Caffé Americano forever. Maybe it should be Caffé Canadiano now tho… Hmm…
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@Spark of Hope TREASON AGAINST COFFEE.
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