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Vyzkel

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  1. No one has posted in this in a while so. 312. Ask someone if you look crazy, and if the person says no, then laugh maniacally and run away. Do this about three times everyday, make sure they’re different people every time.
  2. There’s about 25 posts per page, and I’m the 20th. So five more
  3. I hop in my really over powered Toyota Corolla and catch up to the other cars with ease, yoinking the sandwich from BlueWildRye’s rich and spoiled hands. I then drive away.
  4. “That’s all the help we need, but I wouldn’t really know the limits of your body since I can just change into a better specimen for endurance.”
  5. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN DUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH
  6. “You seem helpful enough”
  7. “Yeah! If there really is no free will, wouldn’t that mean that you could predict every single one of our attacks?”
  8. Kyz is incredulous about how he spaced out and missed all this. “What the heck is that?!”
  9. *the voices in his head*: DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT, DO IT…!
  10. Boxes make me go crazy. Haha relatable.
  11. I’m officially dead inside.
  12. I use my superior Spider-Man webs to catch up to you in no time and grab the sandwich as I swing away
  13. I use the powers of RAINBOW MAGIC to take the Sandwich and I start sprinting away(it took me three tries though).
  14. Well that makes it easier.
  15. I guess you’re right, but I know so many people who have never even heard of that movie.
  16. “Hey! Who turned out the lights?” Kyz tries to change into an animal with night vision, but that doesn’t work either.
  17. Nuh uh, that’s my line
  18. Kyz walks around collecting all the money from the Elans that lost, and also paying the 15 Elans that betted correctly. “This money could probably buy three houses!” He says with delight(though he doesn’t really know).
  19. Kyz is so excited that he doesn’t even notice that he’s standing up, his muscles are so tense that hood jabs are shaking.
  20. *Becomes utterly confused*
  21. A random guy somewhere suddenly felt more lonely.
  22. Don’t worry guys, it’s the power of IMAGINATION I quickly run over, wanting some pizza. I then realize that I have found the Sandwich, so I yoink the pizza box as fast I can and drill into the ground to chill with my mole men friends.
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