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Vyzkel

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  1. “Well I guess I didn’t see him put the teapot anywhere, so I guess that makes sense…”
  2. Kyz changed back to his humanoid form,”I saw Roy brew mine, but I didn’t see him offer you any,” he says suspiciously,”do you remember even grabbing any?”
  3. Kyz, now sitting on Ari’s lap, says,”I have no idea, I just got mine from Roy.” Gesturing towards the sleeping man, he takes another sip of his tea, still observing the battle.
  4. Kyz becomes a nice teddy bear for Ari to hug.
  5. 303. Just do anything and become a well renowned psychopath.
  6. He sounds like a jerk.
  7. “If you need someone sane to talk to,” Kyz says as he lands in him as a butterfly,”you can talk to me.”
  8. “We’ll see”
  9. Slightly weirded out, Kyz cheers loudly for the contestants.
  10. “Alright,” Kyz smiled, showing a full row of razor-sharp teeth.
  11. Kyz looked at Roy, incredulous at what just happened, but it seems he has fallen asleep.
  12. Crap you’re right. I shoot my teacher in a bout of insanity, now chasing Nerdy with an obvious lack of self-preservation.
  13. I throw your eighth grade English teacher at you, now giving you an existential crisis and PTSD. I take the sandwich while you are having a panic attack.
  14. Kyz spits out his tea in disbelief at what he just saw, covering the Elans in front of him with the hot liquid, he apologizes profusely.
  15. Kyz sips his tea and turns to Roy,”who do you think will win, I’m placing my bets on 13.”
  16. Kyz takes the tea,”thanks, this will help me wash down the ice cream.”
  17. 301. Being angry about getting any prize(bonus points if it’s the Nobel Peace Prize)
  18. I easily catch up and yoink the sandwich, sprinting away with god-like speed.
  19. Kyzekel comes back from his quick ice cream break to see the arena, he drops his ice cream in disbelief. Now he is sad, but sees an ice cream vendor nearby and quickly runs over, not wanting to miss this.
  20. 295. Knowing the exact time it would take for a lasagna to burn at 300 degrees(edited because the previous was dark)
  21. The cat, now not being able to be processed as anything, no becomes everything and nothing all at once. This impossibility rips holes through the fabric of space, therefore inventing black holes.
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