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Vyzkel

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  1. I behead the four horsemen, making them all headless horsemen, then put all their heads in a sack and give it to Lunamor. The horsemen, who know where their heads are, blindly attack Lunamor not knowing who they are attacking. I steal the sandwich in the commotion and give it to a guy going on his morning stroll with his dog.
  2. The chameleon jumps off the table, and I turn shapeshifts back into his humanoid form, still retaining the weird gradient. He pumps his fists in the air and runs away, yelling at the top of his lungs “I did it!!!!” Some unknown motive has now been fulfilled. But he has yet to find a place to relieve himself.
  3. In the words of Admiral Ackbar: “It’s a trap!”
  4. Thor smites down Through the Living Glass for stealing his hammer and gives me the sandwich because I said Oden commanded it. (how are you able to lift the hammer?)
  5. I cry because Vin Diesel is gone.
  6. I’d go to Pure Lake, because it’s basically the Rosharan version of the Bahamas Preservation probably, he held out til the very end.
  7. I absolutely loved Wayne, best back story and character I’ve read
  8. Hi I just made an account. I enjoy reading cosmere books and my friend told about this site, glad to be here! Favorite series has to be Mistborn
  9. I was just reminded of the duck song I ask Thaidakar if he has any grapes, which distracts him enough for Vin Diesel to take the sandwich without him noticing.
  10. I ride in with Vin Diesel in his car and with the power of family, manage to get it on top of the car
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