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Vyzkel

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  1. Sounds time consuming, and soul crushing.
  2. How did you make a cowboy cowboy?
  3. APPEARS IN ALL UPPERCASE LETTERS, THUS BECOMING HUGE. I STOMP ON Angushed_One AND BEND DOWN AND PICK UP THE SANDWICH AND RUN EXTREMELY QUICKLY BECAUSE OF MY BIG LEGS.
  4. Gets a lack of powers Inserts 3 dead squirrels
  5. A hat for only the highest of gentlemen. BEHOLD THE TOPHAT TOPHAT
  6. Yes Indeed my good man
  7. Man I HATE Sand Witches, they always play… dirty(puns hehe).
  8. What a mile stone that will be
  9. Eh, I got a bigger room so it balances out.
  10. I run over and explode the entire earth, now turning into Baymax from Big Hero 6, and elongate my fingers to snatch the sandwich from Mickey Mouse and run off and trip. Then I realize this is all just a dream. I wake up from my extremely weird dream and sprint after Nerdy and tell him that I’ll bet him twenty bucks that he won’t be able to get the sandwich in my hand in 1 minute. I also take note that an insane asylum would be nice in this place.
  11. It’s fine, most of them I didn’t really talk to much anyway
  12. I’m changing schools because I moved
  13. 310. Laugh maniacally as other people go on rides(bonus points for smiling and waving menacingly)
  14. Goodness 308. Go to a theme park and ride zero rides.
  15. Gets Ibuprofen Inserts 5 hours at a theme park
  16. Kyz grows extra arms and heads in order to take all the bets placed, suckers, he thinks, hardly half of them will win, getting me the most money.
  17. “Come one, come all! To the fight of the millennia! Place your bets quick for who wins before the fight ends!” Kyz opens the door to his brand new betting station.
  18. So this is what they use for money, He thinks. He rushes to make a booth for his brand new business.
  19. Kyz wonders if betting on this fight would make him rich. He reaches into his pocket only to realize that he’s broke.
  20. My foot hurts, but I’m going to Lagoon today so that’ll make up for that. So Average Morning guys
  21. I, now realizing that I don’t have my snuggly anymore, wake up immediately and go super saiyan. I run at almost Mach 1 to catch up to strmblsd.
  22. Gets an extensive, yet simple knowledge of the laws of physics. Inserts bucket of red liquid.
  23. I stand up and do a random backflip for no reason.
  24. Kyz looks at the carnage in front of him,”no thanks, I’d rather not get disintegrated.”
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