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Vyzkel

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  1. I eat so many sandwiches that I become very happy. I then wake up and realize that I have no idea where the sandwich is, but then I summon My Little Pony and with the power of friendship, I get the sandwich and take it to Afghanistan.
  2. A dude in a leopard suit grabbed the pineapple and shoved it on a pen, this became viral.
  3. 321. Tell the girl you like that she is your “density”.
  4. That sounds freaking awesome
  5. Kyz gaps at this sudden event, he also shapeshifts into a gorilla and beats up two more minions.
  6. Kyz raised his hand for attention,”can I just say that I’m kinda scared, this is nothing I’ve ever seen before so…” He punches one of the minions with his other hand, sending it flying.
  7. “Well that is not ideal…” Kyz changes into a giant octopus and goes to grab and throw all of the minions.
  8. “Hey! That’s kinda rude you know!”
  9. Kyz turns into a falcon a flies away successfully, he shapeshifts back into his human form, clasping his throat.
  10. Kyz changes into a flea and tries to fly away, slipping out of of the monster’s hands.
  11. I jump for joy at the fact that I can eat, since I technically haven’t eaten in days.
  12. I agree full-heartedly
  13. Gets Breeze’s Cup Inserts an entire Mistborn
  14. I ask for some pizza, I also thank BlueWildRye for the arm.
  15. I hear the explosion and book it so fast that I accidentally trip on a rock(thankfully it wasn’t an F-22). I get there nonetheless and start firing fire in order to burn Ten Fools.
  16. Crap, Kyz thinks
  17. I go to school. But it was just a bad dream, so I go over a eat a sandwich at a random sandwich shop, now trying not to acknowledge my missing arm.
  18. *Brittany Spears starts playing*
  19. I take another one of the F-22s lying around and fly after Unintelligenius, launching a plethora of rockets at them and firing my machine gun.
  20. Kyz grew angry at this creature’s poor treatment of 25. He changes into his giant snake form once again and spits acid at Ono.
  21. I am extremely confused what a Carolla is, so I take my Corolla and chase after The Assasin while taking out my AK-47(I’m also confused about how the sandwich flew out of my hands)
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