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Vyzkel

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  1. If I say anything, I’m guessing it’ll be taken the wrong way so...*gives $20*
  2. I think I actually have one
  3. “Yep,” Kyz then burps up a black cube, it’s about the size of his palm,”see, that’s about 50 dudes right there.”
  4. Crap I lost the game again, why do I keep looking at this thread
  5. He changes back into his human form,” the coolest part is that they all get compressed into my stomach once I change into any form with a smaller stomach than the flurken, so basically they are now all a little cube.”
  6. Why do your eyes hurt? (If you don’t wanna be insulted, don’t open the boxes)
  7. “Watch this,” Kyz turns into a… house cat? He opens his mouth to show multiple tentacles and a giant row of teeth. He proceeds to swallow all of the minions not already on the ground, devouring all of them whole.
  8. Jokes on you @BlueWildRye, I already lost the game today.
  9. I tell BlueWildRye to eat a slice of Through the Living Glass’ pizza without asking and then just run away.
  10. I sell my cabin, now with built-in solar panels, to a rich businessman which gives me enough money to buy a boat to catch up with Pineapple-spider’s raft and steal the sandwich. My very fancy boat now turns into an ATV and I drive away through the mountains.
  11. Sell it faster than you can say “Rainbow Charizard” WWYDIYF the portal gun from Portal 2 in your pocket?
  12. “Okay then…”, Kyz shrugs off the weird happenstance.
  13. “HEY! What are you doing!!” Kyz runs over and shapeshifts into a falcon and flies overhead, he then becomes a blue whale in order to crush the creature below him. Kyz wonders how much leverage Ono has in his suspended state.
  14. Wait… it’s DINOSAUR DAY?!?
  15. “I’m just saying, she said she would t be much of a help but she’s the one that has done the most damage so far, except for Arranis and his vacuum of doom.”
  16. Are you the one wanted for multiple felonies? Well… just because I was there didn’t mean I did it.
  17. Kyz leans over to Rachel,”I thought she said that she was useless, I think otherwise.” @Part Of The Narrative
  18. I say “sure” and hand Ten Fools a very delicious looking sandwich(not the Sandwich) in exchange for their services.
  19. don’t we all just love the internet.
  20. I first question how they got cabins on gas giants, I then take out my Death Star: Pocket SizedTM and blow up Saturn, then I revive the Earth and all its inhabitants and take the sandwich to my normal cabin on Earth.
  21. Quickly check to see if I’m not in Australia, then see if it’s bulletproof. WWYDIYF an entire circus in your pocket
  22. I would correct the grammar on the label and give it to my friend. WWYDIYF a pristine human skull IYP.
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