Jump to content

Vyzkel

Members
  • Posts

    502
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Vyzkel

  1. Kyz stops for a second, he breaks off one of his claws and holds it like a throwing knife. He throws the claw with inhuman strength at Ono, it’s going straight towards his head
  2. I will never survive a single day and not lose the game.
  3. Vyzkel

    Ask Vyzkel ANYTHING

    I would have everyone fight to the death for the perfect sandwich, and when they wipe themselves out, I’ll take the sandwich from the last person after I shoot them in the head.
  4. Vyzkel

    Ask Vyzkel ANYTHING

    Probably pizza 1. 3 2.Periwinkle 3. How to Better Your Life 4. There needs to be more US Presidential Canidates than Trump and Biden 5. Unwind, it’s a good series Olives
  5. I chuckle as I walk over to my dog, who hasn’t moved at all since I got it. I open up the side of its belly to reveal that it was a Sandwich Safe that’s holds the real sandwich, I then take out the teleported too and teleport away from this place.
  6. Kyz grins as he continues to swing his claws, showing teeth as big as his human form. The horns on his head start to grow longer as his eyes turn redder.
  7. I seem to have not been phased by this turn of events, as I continue to sip my hot chocolate.
  8. Kyz shake shifts into a blob of slime, he escapes the sword which just impaled him, he’s glad that his heart is in his tail or he’d be dead. He shape shifts into a human the same size as Ono, his fingernails somehow growing into razor-sharp blades,I’m glad I’ve met an Oni, Kyz thinks as he slashed towards Ono.
  9. I greet Rye with open arms, offering him some cookies with his hot chocolate. I also thank him once again for the arm.
  10. I’m confused why no one has chased me since I have the sandwich, so I buy a dog and I go to a cabin in the woods where I sip my hot chocolate and rock slowly on my wooden chair while my dog sits by the fireplace.
  11. Vyzkel

    Ask Vyzkel ANYTHING

    I’ve been expecting this question… they are periwinkle
  12. We have traumatized @Through The Living Glass
  13. We have nothing better to do
  14. Let’s shake on it
  15. Indeed, and since we should never be the enemies of ourselves, we should have never argued, therefore we are even.
  16. I was the molecules that made you.
  17. Back in my day you weren’t even born yet
  18. Back in my day Hoid was a baby.
  19. Back in my day Adonalsium was still whole.
  20. Ackb ni ym ayd pellings asn’tw a hingt
  21. Back in my day knowing wasn’t a thing
  22. Back in my day stuff was a fantasy.
  23. Nope, my mind would explode. TPBM enjoys Ramen more than Udon
  24. Back in my day, history documentaries were futuristic sci-fi films
×
×
  • Create New...