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Vyzkel

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  1. (A random person questions why there are so many parentheses)
  2. Now we’re to my birth year in pages.
  3. I wave at everyone threateningly, then I steal the sandwich while everyone is waving stuff threateningly, I do this in a very threatening manner.
  4. You can technically call salsa fruit dip.
  5. The only dip I will eat that (technically) has a fruit is salsa.
  6. We should make the longest list of Sharders ever, then ping them all at once and make the entire platform lose the game.
  7. They say Italians hate him…
  8. Facts 422. Enjoy making brownies with a strange-smelling sugar. 423. Make a drug-related joke after #420
  9. Kyz’s eyes focus back, realizing that he somehow spaced out. He looks down at his hands, noticing that he was back in his chameleon form. He tries to shapeshift back into an Oni, he tries again. Kyz, for the first time in centuries, feels pure dread.
  10. I was in need of summoning.
  11. I CALL UPON THE SHARDERS OF THE UNIVERSE GATHER!!!! @Pineap-spider@Edema Rue@Immortal Platypus@Through The Living Glass@WhyEverNot_8@TheFrugalWizard@Anguished_One@BlueWildRye@Vyzkel Willbender@RoyalBeeMage@Cash67@Ancient Elantrian@Spark of Hope@Lunamor@The Bookwyrm@Block@LightRinger@shortcake@Wierdo@SmilingPanda19@Kajsa@J. Magi@TwinSouls@Experience@The Assasin In Red @BrechioSwordMouse. @strmblsd
  12. I eat a hot dog, then I have an existential crisis about whether a hot dog is a sandwich or not.
  13. “You’re still the bad guy buddy,” Kyz changes back into his Oni form.
  14. Kyz becomes the giant snake again and swallows the acid,”Deeeelicious.” He spits it Ono.
  15. Kyz laughs because that’s the Elan he spilled tea on.
  16. Since John Wick was there to see you change from his dog, he is now angry and chases after you to take the sandwich.
  17. “Thank you!”
  18. Goodness… I throw John Wick’s dog at the hole.
  19. So let me get this straight, you first pushed a guy off the roof, got arrested, and then stole someone’s left foot and put it in a backpack and ran away? Its a long story…
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