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Pineap-spider

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  1. Quick note: unbolded text is non-canon and actually a dream I eat the cotton candy off my eyes and then find @Hyper129’s sleeping body and throw it at Glass’s broom at Mach [number that would make it much faster than Glass]
  2. @Dragonheir I think you need to ref here
  3. All right grandma, sure…
  4. Speed eating hot dog compotitions,
  5. I throw a bucket of water at Glass and, by law, she starts to dramatically melt.
  6. I have a few concerns about the method you suggest for clipping my toenails put some superglue on it and it’ll slip right off
  7. There’s an entire book written without the letter e, and it’s called Gadsby. It’s on my list of things to read, supposedly they describe a horse drawn fire engine without using the words horse, fire, or engine.
  8. Over a can of soda,
  9. I attack the heina hidey hole with my Milipede Military, My Giraffe General is leading the charge wielding a Bat Bat.
  10. Yay we agree! Heal Ranette again Gaotona - 10 Hesina - 10 Kimmalyn - 2 Lem - 10 Lukel - 10 Ranette - 8
  11. “A Ginger is eating my popcorn!!” *Lights popcorn on fire since it’s now been tainted* *breaks @Block’s shins*
  12. I apologize for choking Strmblsd with smoke and to show my good intentions I give him a tracking device that leads to Unintelligenius
  13. “More Popcorn to steal!” *steals popcorn*
  14. You can look up “Utah learning permit practice test” and I believe one should come up, but don’t sweat it, they let you look at what you got wrong and then immediately retake the same test. I’ve never heard of anyone failing their test completely
  15. *gasp of horror* “No ALITTERATION!?!!?” I launch my entire Millipede Military, including the Aardvark Army, the Narwhal Navy, the Albatross Air Force, the Manatee Marines, the Crab Coast Guard, and the Swallow Space Force at @strmblsd.
  16. Granted. You’re permanently obese and have to follow a strict diet and intense exercise regime every day or you will die I wish the tires on my car, bike and scooter would never be flat
  17. I firstly point out that they weren’t burning alive, just choking on smoke. I then also eat some ground pork (delicious) and run away
  18. I look aprovingly at LightRinger, then throw a BlueWildRye Body at him
  19. Here’s the flu I’ve got every sock that ever went missing in the dryer.
  20. Next we must eliminate Kimmalyn, who is non cosmere and therefore must be destroyed. Lightringer is right, save ranette. Gaotona - 10 Hesina - 10 Kimmalyn - 6 Lem - 10 Lukel - 10 Ranette - 7
  21. Absolutely not. Mountains are way prettier and cooler. (This might be my Utah bias) TPBM didn’t go to bed at a reasonable time because of the 4th of July
  22. Kinda… maybe we should take this in a new topic?
  23. After thinking about it for a bit, I think so? Do you have any interesting collections?
  24. The place I was hiding was near strmblsd’s hidey hole, so I trap both him and Vyz and start a fire to smoke them out.
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