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  1. Unintelligenius
    Why is Gamora? How tall is the color blue? Why does lightning happen?
  2. Unintelligenius
    Then I kidnap captain ant-ony who realizes that strmblsd lied about keeping him safe. He gets his sergant, Ulysses S. Gr-ant, and they steal the sandwich and give it to me in return for safety.
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    purple
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    If I were to die in a year I would drop out of school, and go backpacking in Yosemite for a year. If I were to die in a year I would squirrel suit off of half dome.
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    KuLaam suddenly glanced up, at the one thing that everyone ignored. He knew what he needed to do. He sprinted into the clearing and grabbed Quelkin's corpse hauling him off back into the forest. He would need a few hours before he was ready. @Dragonheir @RoyalBeeMage @The Stormfather (also anyone else who is in the clearing)
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    I steal the small fortune from Rye then invest it and make millions, then I gamble it all away. But then when I'm stumbling down the street I knock into Nameless and deftly pocket the Sandwich.
  7. Unintelligenius
    nope, I also do cross country. TPBM has run marathon.
  8. Unintelligenius
    I use my ancient worldbinding powers to summon the Sandwich into my hands.
  9. Unintelligenius
    I pull the real real real sandwich away from LightRinger and hop onto santas sleigh.
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    KuLaam smiled from beneath the shadows of a large pine tree. He watched as one tributes stood amid and against a group of opponents. The man shouted something, then fell to the floor, moving no more. Death. What a funny thing. So inconvenient, yet so... wonderful.... Inconvenient that was... for humans. Some of the tributes ran to the casino. Others stood there, immobile, just now realizing what they had done. Such weak minds. Ashamed of the actions they knew they would need to commit. KuLaam would help them in any way he could. He would try his very best to make sure that the tributes had to kill as little of each other as possible. He would do this... by killing the tributes himself. @Edema Rue
  13. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You now have to work that exact job in the same company for the rest of eternity. I wish for inflation to stop.
  14. Unintelligenius
    I stop reliving Quelkins death in the cosmere hunger games and instead decide to redie his death. This snaps me out of the matrix where I see Vyz picking up the sandwich. I karate kick the Sandwich into the air and deftly catch it while doing a double front flip.
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    It's a chicken. What else is there to say? 9.9999999/10
  16. Unintelligenius
    I shoot strmblsd with an RPG, grab the sandwich, and walk away with a spring in my step.
  17. Unintelligenius
    He finds no weapons or supplies other then two dice in his coat pocket.
  18. Unintelligenius
    I order Jerome the monkey to order George the laser dog to order Luna to give the sandwich to me. He generously hands it over.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Hit one of them then ask the other one if I just hit the other one. Then I will know if they are the liar or the truther. Then I'd probably eat them cuz I'm hungry. WWYDIYF an exploding star IYP.
  20. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You are unable to eat the SPAM. I wish for some grilled pineapple.
  21. Unintelligenius
    Quelkin looks up one last time, knowing that this will be his last look. His last moment. His last experience. He takes a deep breath as he carves every detail around him into his mind. He looks up at Nacho, his only true friend. "Thank you" he mutters under his breath. Then he lowers his stick, raises his head up, and closes his eyes, ready to meet his fate. "Remember the revolution" he yells. He takes one last shaky breath prepared for what is to come. Experience ends. Quelkin's corpse falls limp to the ground. @The Stormfather @Lotus Blossom @LightRinger @RoyalBeeMage @Dragonheir @Edema Rue
  22. Unintelligenius
    Have a deer leg. (it's raw) I have the rest of the deer.
  23. Unintelligenius
    I become president and order the entire U.S. army, marine corp, navy, air force, & cost gaurd to attack the safe house and bring me the sandwich.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I ate the entire thing. It was quite delicious. TPBM has a dog.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Quelkin feels a sharp pain in his back "I've been ready for a long time" Quelkin replies, trying to ignore the immense pain in both his shoulder and back. Quelkin jumps into the air trying to evade the blade but feels his legs go limp beneath him. He sees himself get closer to the ground but can't feel himself land. "No!" he shouts as realization of what just happened comes upon him. He reaches around himself on the ground until he finds a stick to wield against his opponents. One last hope he thinks as he raises his stick, knowing full well that it will do little against the axes, daggers, and sharblades being wielded against him. @Dragonheir @LightRinger @RoyalBeeMage @The Stormfather @Lotus Blossom @Edema Rue
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