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  1. Unintelligenius
    Bask in it's glory and probably start a cult around it. WWYDIYF a note that said "Meet me at the post office at midnight..." iyp?
  2. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You lose all human intelligence. I wish that I could have a cheeseburger.
  3. Unintelligenius
    Welcome! Who's your favorite character? Also what colors are your bones?
  4. Unintelligenius
    If you mean the food then YES!!!! they are supa delicious!!! TPBM doesn't like cheese.
  5. Unintelligenius
    Granted, right after you clean your hands off, they fall off. I wish for the power of unprocrastination.
  6. Unintelligenius
    I mean don't we all want to? TPBM knows what a humbug is without googling it
  7. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You are unable to eat said cookie or you will die. I wish for the ability to teleport.
  8. Unintelligenius
    Granted. It is grilled up sitting on a plate in front of you waiting to be eaten. I wish for a huge chicken.
  9. Unintelligenius
    Granted, it is pistachio ice cream. And it has turned. I wish for a plastic cup that is filled with water, where the water in the cup is in it's liquid form and is colder then room temperature.
  10. Unintelligenius
    Granted. Instead of dying they become paralyzed and can't move, speak, or interact with you in any way. I wish for a normal cup that is filled with cold water.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I take it left from under your nose and walk away.
  12. Unintelligenius
    Probably stab myself in the process of taking it out of my pocket. Then I'd go terrorize my brothers with it and when I get bored I'd sell it on ebay. WWYDIYF a piece of candy that says "DO NOT EAT" on the wrapper iyp?
  13. Unintelligenius
    Welcome to the Shard! Which shard would you be if you had to choose one? Who's your favorite non main/pov character? Also what colors are your bones?
  14. Unintelligenius
    Granted. Your health is so perfect that whenever you come within a mile of a living thing they die. I wish for a nice cup of ice cold water.
  15. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You can only see your dream girl in your dreams. I wish for patience.
  16. Unintelligenius
    Jerome and I use butterfly nets to catch Vyz then take the sandwich and go off to our nuclear bunker to make some milkshakes.
  17. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You have lost the ability to read. Or understand anything that is read out loud. I wish for stormlight 5-10 to appear right in front of me.
  18. Unintelligenius
    2320 - Fine you can have all the cookies, but I get all the brownies
  19. Unintelligenius
    KuLaam makes his way back to the casino after some time resting. Now rejuvenated and ready to kill some tributes.
  20. Unintelligenius
    Granted. You can only use it on your least favorite food and when you buy it you have to eat it and can't give it to anyone else. I wish for an infinite supply of salt.
  21. Unintelligenius
    2315 - I'll take a cookie three
  22. Unintelligenius
    2312 - Do we all get cookies or just Edema?
  23. Unintelligenius
    I am being sad that the sandwich was knocked from my hands so Jerome comes over and reminds me of our magnificent magical mage powers. Together we create a portal that sucks the sandwich through it and straight into my hands.
  24. Unintelligenius
    I jump in, steal the sandwich and run off to the other side of the milky way.
  25. Unintelligenius
    the infamous cult of the
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