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Unintelligenius

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  1. Tomatoes are sooo delicious. They literally go with anything (ok not like anything but like mostly everything) and are so so good.
  2. whats that? also do you mean like all the words, like every word in the dictionary or a set of words that they give out beforehand? TPBM likes cheeeeeessseeee.
  3. how does that even work? I take the sandwich from your hand and run off making sure that it is indeed me with the sandwich.
  4. I catch the sandwich that was kicked out of Vyz's hand then run off shouting that no one will catch me.
  5. Granted. She texts you and says "you lose the game!!!". I wish to be able to read faster.
  6. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Dogs ARE the bestest!!! (skip me)
  7. *Me in total shock and at a loss of words that you don't know what the death star is* Krell?
  8. Welcome to the shard Texside!!! Firstly what's your favorite cosmere book? Nextly who's your favorite character? Lastly what colors are your bones?
  9. It was today, he got released two weeks ago but he's been back for a year doing a service mission.
  10. not every book or movie, just the good ones. TPBM likes dogs more then cats
  11. Yep! and also @Wisdumb & @The Windrunner Supreme
  12. I don't know if its ever been done before but my brother did it. He told the story of the dog and the dragon in his missionary homecoming talk and it was awesome. @Experience good job!!!
  13. I use a tractor beam to steal the sandwich from strmblsd and then fly away in my Star Destroyer.
  14. Granted. You can know hold thermodynamics tightly in your hand. I wish to be less nervous for my cross country meet.
  15. I steal the sandwich and thus acquire the machine.
  16. I blast the sharks with bullets and they drop out of the ocean and I grab Jerome re-alive him with a fabrial then continue swimming with the sandwich.
  17. Jerome runs over (cuz he can walk and run on water) and gives me cpr re-lifeing me and I swim to the middle of the ocean with Jerome running beside me.
  18. I steal the sandwich and run off to the middle of the ocean.
  19. Granted. You fall asleep and never wake up, so now you will never be tired. I wish for time to go faster, but only when I want it to.
  20. I congratulate you then hit you with a baseball bat and steal the sandwich.
  21. Granted. Every assassin in the world has been offered ten billion dollars to bring in your corpse. I wish for the weather to cool down five degrees.
  22. Granted. You age 1,000 times faster. I wish for school to only be six months of the year with no breaks and then have a six month summer break.
  23. Granted. For every hour you are awake you must be asleep for 23 hours. I wish for school to not exist.
  24. I take the sandwich from Pineap then launch a missile at Vyz. And a rocket. And a flamethrower. And a piece of grass.
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