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Unintelligenius

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  1. No, still in HS TPBM doesn't like eggs
  2. The sandwich writhes in pain so i build a forcefield around it.
  3. "The great plan", Uni says as if narrating an epic tale, "of not planning at all... yeah that works for me.
  4. "Wait so are we gonna make a plan or are we just gonna start running up the mountain?" Uni asks.
  5. Granted. You are blinded. I wish to have stormlight in a perfect gemstone.
  6. "Thanks for waiting" Uni says as he catches up to Glass and Elan. He promptly plops himself down in the dirt beside them and waits for everyone else.
  7. "Wait so how do we fire tar or sap or whatever it is we need? Do we just need to find a pine tree or what?" Uni asks the group.
  8. Granted. Amazon goes bankrupt and shuts down. I wish for one billion usd in cash to appear right in front of me right now.
  9. Granted. But the ghost friend only ever possess you when they want you to do something for them and never at any other time. I wish for a smoothie.
  10. I drink the lemon juice because lemon juice is yummy. Then I steal the sandwich from Vyz and fly off to mars, which is inhabited by cows.
  11. Yes we need you to change it to a much bigger font size
  12. "Well what's keepin us waiting?", Uni asks, "lets find some sap and get going... Also is anyone else hungry?"
  13. Vyz, being kicked in the shins, falls over and drops the sandwich. I run in and epically slide and pick it in a super cool way with epic music in the background.
  14. Wait you drew that? thats so cool!!!
  15. "Wait so we just make a little tepee with the wood right?" Uni asks Dray. @Dragonheir
  16. I summon the sandwich to me using my mind powers then run off before anyone can catch me.
  17. Uni helps gather branches and small stones back to the group. "Gotcha" Uni says as he begins to kick the pine needles and leaves away. It does almost nothing. He moves back towards the stack of small stones and tries to arrange some of them in a circle. Once he finishes one "circle" he notes, "that kinda looks like an oval, but it's good enough right?".
  18. I also win Mt. Everest Huzzaah!!!
  19. I win the mostest everest
  20. Uni was procrastinating his homework once again when there was a loud bang, a flash of light, and suddenly he found himself falling to the Earth. He landed in a cloud of dust and confusion, sitting up to find that he was wearing a red and gold backpack and was surrounded by a group of teenagers. He stands up and brushes himself off then checks his bag and sees that it's empty. "Hey what's that? he asks Glass as he sees her pull a piece of parchment from her bag.
  21. close but use by man with cart that go on trail
  22. I paint the trees green so now they're greenwoods then steal the sandwich.
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