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  1. Unintelligenius
    "Do or do not. There is no try" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
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    I catch some wabbits.
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    Granted. You can only say the word normally no matter what you try to say. I wish for good luck.
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    Just remembered that I have to take notes on a hundred pages from the textbook for a summer assignment. And I just spent the last six hours taking notes for fifty of them. Half way there...

    *sigh*

    I love procrastination.

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    Granted. It's an herb. You are unable to eat any herbs the rest of your life. I wish to be able to slow everything else around me and not myself when I wish.
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    *steals ramen and eats it*
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    Vyz walks right into another one of my wabbit traps. I steal the sandwich and start setting more traps muttering about how much I wove wabbit season.
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    Granted. You now have all power of thyme. I wish for time slow down just for me, but only when I want it to.
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    Granted. All life in the universe except your own ends to grant you eternal peace and quiet. I wish for control over time.
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    Granted. You get a book that is titled "A Nice Book" but is completely blank inside. I wish for the Elder Wand.
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    I quickly entrap you, steal the sandwich, then move off to get more wabbits. Cuz it's wabbit season.
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    Granted. Every time you are on time for something you must cancel all your plans for the next six months and hibernate instead. I wish for the ability to run at the speed of light.
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    Granted. Your true love dies. I wish for a million dollars every day.
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    Granted, you no longer have any urge to use anything online, but if you touch, use, or even look at anything online you immediately die. I wish for infinite money.
  15. Unintelligenius
    I reason for a laugh. Then I steal the sandwich and fly to The Great Wall of China.
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    Granted. October is renamed to Coming Soon. I wish for a chocolate milkshake.
  17. Unintelligenius
    I thinks I gets it. I also veeen.
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    Granted. You cannot swallow it or ingest it in any way. I wish for the powers of a rithmatist.
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    Granted. You are so muscular that you can't move. I wish for a burrito.
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    Granted. Your hand falls off. I wish for candy to appear in my mouth.
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    Granted. Earth explodes. I wish for some candy.
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    Granted. It is microscopic so you can't see of use it. I wish for Reese's pieces.
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    I at all no reason for laugh.
  24. Unintelligenius
    2332- Best foods in the world: 1.) Any kind of pasta 2.) Any kind of pizza
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    Granted. As Einstien said, "Time is relative" so your perspective changes, allowing you to see that having no time is he same as having all the time in the world. So you have no time. I wish for an in-n-out double double.
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