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  1. Unintelligenius
    Granted. Summer is now only one day, August 1st. I wish for a steak.
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    Quelkin realizes that he won't be able to make it into the casino as Tondon runs towards him. So with instincts instilled in him from childhood, he turns and dashes into the forest. He is slammed in the back and propelled a few feet into the air before landing on his stomach. No time to waste. No time to die. Quelkin stands up as his vision begins to clear and sees Tondon swinging a sickle at his head. He quickly ducks and swings his stick at Tondon's feet.
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    "I meant I already gave my bag of food to another tribute, but I got my metals inside me." (Quelkin is lying, he has no pewter). Seeing that Tondon was trying to circle him, he slowly made his way towards the forest. "I don't want to fight. But I will if I need to." Quelkin thought about asking to join the group but knew that it would only end in him backstabbing them or the other way around. "I'm not going to go into the Casino and trade for supplies only to give them to you." Quelkin continues to back closer to the line of trees. @Dragonheir
  4. Unintelligenius
    Plot twist! I was the air! I take the sandwich and pull away, putting you in a vacuum. I then shapeshift back into my humanoid form and go plant a banana tree.
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    "You sure you want a fight? Last time I checked it wasn't very smart to try to start a fight with a thug", Quelkin responds. "Give that thug a little healing and I'd say you already lost... Besides I got no supplies. So I'm gonna walk in the casino, get some stuff, walk out, and go back into the jungle. If you try to interfere then I can assure you that you won't be walking away from this one." Quelkin slowly starts to make his way towards the door well continuing to face the tribute that had spoken out to him.
  6. Unintelligenius
    Yepee!!! PAGE 2000!!!
  7. Unintelligenius
    "Just wanna clarify some things" he says. "We had a deal that you would give me pewter once I... spiced things up and spilled a little blood. I went out and did a little duel with Kresh. But we only dueled to uncounciousness. Then another tribute slit his throat after I left him. That still counts as me keeping up my side of the deal right? or do I have to go out and actually end a few tributes?" @Edema Rue
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    Quelkin stumbles into the main clearing and jogs towards the casino. He tries the door while repeatedly glancing behind him. @Edema Rue
  9. Unintelligenius
    Four Left!!! ...or right...
  10. Unintelligenius
    I hit the Assasin In Red with my Koenigsegg Jesko and he flies into the air, dropping the sandwich. Jerome quickly gets out, grabs the sandwich, gets back in, & we drive off. I press my hand against the dash of the car and use my breathes to command it to fly. It flies away while Jerome and I enjoy more bananas.
  11. Unintelligenius
    I become very sad because Jerome can't have bananas. Also I can't have bananas. So Jerome and I set out on the long trek out of Tartarus. We finally get out and look around to see a car race. So we hop in a Koenigsegg Jesko then eat some bananas, become not sad, and start catching up to the other cars.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I shapeshift into Zeus and strike Living Glass down with some lightning bolts. Then I control the clouds to pick it up and hand it to me. I grab it and lean back in my giant golden throne.
  13. Unintelligenius
    I opened all the boxes... and was severely disappointed
  14. Unintelligenius
    @Experience you just lost The Game
  15. Unintelligenius
    Quelkin hears the crack of thunder and sees a fire erupt far ahead of him in the jungle. He turns and begins to jog in the other direction, back towards the middle clearing. He doesn't want to waste any energy just in case he runs into another tribute or a predator. Back towards The Casino. Every time I make my way into the jungle I always find my way back toThe Casino.
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    I cut the Living Glass off in the King's Path well she is hallucinating and use my mesmer abilities to make her give me the sandwich. Then I walk over to the Shores of Solace.
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    Quelkin continues on through the jungle his trusty stick on his shoulder. He was starting to feel hungry. But hunger and him were old friends. Quelkin continues on through the jungle searching for food and supplies. @SmilingPanda19
  18. Unintelligenius
    How would you even do that? I'm very confused right now... TPBM has never had mayonnaise.
  19. Unintelligenius
    ...try it? if it's good I'll finish it but if it's bad I'll throw it out. WWYDIYF a visa and citizenship to mars with your face and info on it in your pocket.
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    I, being dressed up as one of Vyz's mole men friends, pick up the box after it falls to the ground because of Living Glass. Everyone ignores me because I am a mole men. Then I take off my costume and and go and find Jerome who is in the bottom of the Mariana trench.
  21. Unintelligenius
    "I hope that wasn't Kresh" Quelkin thinks as he makes his away from the casino. "It's not your fault if he died, you kept your part of the deal" Nacho says. "I know, but I feel like I should have at least stayed and tried to protect him. I could have done something more" Quelkin replies. He notices that small blue things where floating down in the air. He went over to inspect one as it landed in a puddle beside him. He ended up sprawled on the ground fifteen feet from where he was standing, heart beating and head spinning. He sat their for a second, gathered his wits, and continued on, avoiding puddles and fallings blue dust thingies.
  22. Unintelligenius
    *eats a bean and cheese burrito*
  23. Unintelligenius
    Have a crocodile. I have a bowl of cereal where the milk was poured in first.
  24. Unintelligenius
    Probably try to burn a small stack of leaves because it'd be cool, & accidentally start a forest fire. WWYDIYF the keys to a McLaren Senna GTR in your pocket.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Who doesn't? TPBM plays more then three sports.
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