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  1. Unintelligenius
    What's your favorite food?
  2. Unintelligenius
    Take a bag of air. I have a signed self portrait of big chungus.
  3. Unintelligenius
    Never had Udon so yea I guess. TPBM is allergic to grass.
  4. Unintelligenius
    Stab a few people and see if tetanus is real or not. WWYDIF a Pikachu Illustrator card IYP?
  5. Unintelligenius
    You are hunted by my monkey Jerome who steals the sandwich and returns it to me. I escape into a wormhole.
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    Quelkin looks around sadly and pounds the icy stone a few times before standing up. He begins to climb the pine tree and settles on a particularly large branch. He sits back and lets out a sigh. Even with the prize money and the fame, it might not be enough. He needed a way to confirm that his revolution would work. He sat there still aware of his surroundings but a little lost in thought...
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    Quelkin looks up and sees the birds flying over his head. "Storms, storms, storms" he mutters as he quickly climbs down the tree. He had a hunch that with this quickly changing weather came along drastic changes in the environment. He went down on one knee and dug a small hole in the ice and snow to get to the ground. He sifted his hand through the sand/dirt. Then he took a few deep breaths to calm and focus himself and thrust out his hand trying to create a ribbon of sand.
  8. Unintelligenius
    He climbs the tree and examines his surroundings looking for anything that stands out. @Edema Rue
  9. Unintelligenius
    And gives it to me
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    He looks for large sticks on the ground and tries to lay the across the branches near the top making a platform about twenty feet off the ground for him to sit on. He looks out to see if their are any landmarks or big shell creatures that he saw at the beginning throughout the forest. (If there are no big sticks for him to make a landing then he just climbs the tree and looks out.) @Edema Rue
  11. Unintelligenius
    Oh wait I think you're right. Also if she's hunting nightblood, and Szeth has nightblood, & Szeth is going to shinovar in Wind & Truth to like "cleanse" Shinovar and Kaladin is going there then they might legitimately meet up.
  12. Unintelligenius
    I give Rye a non-plastic sandwich to make up for his plastic one. Then I catch the sandwich because it was thrown into my hands when it was teleported across the multiverse.
  13. Unintelligenius
    He becomes very happy because he is not use to things going how he wants them to. He puts the dice back in his pocket so no one will see the light given off by them. Then he continues on looking for some kind of shelter to get out of the cold weather. @Edema Rue
  14. Unintelligenius
    It must hold all of the shards and become chickenalsium.
  15. Unintelligenius
    Wait why does that theory kind of make sense when you think about it? The only problem I see is that Azure left Roshar at the end of WoR but maybe if she came back it would work.
  16. Unintelligenius
    I become enraged that Rye would say that 1 billion dollars is worth one tenth of the sandwich because it is worth infinitely more then 1 billion dollars. I appear out of nowhere, grab the sandwich, and dropkick Rye into a blackhole.
  17. Unintelligenius
    Pewter. I need pewter. He could feel the stormlight inside him slowly running out. Once it ran out he would again be defenseless. He needed pewter. As he slowed his sprint into a jog he thought of his family. He knew the other tributes would be thinking of their own families. Missing them. Fighting for them. But not him. Oh, he couldn't wait to see his family. But not in the ways the others wanted to. He couldn't wait to see their surprised faces as he ended their cruel rule. As they watched the tyrants burn, giving freedom to the oppressed. Where they watching him now? Lounging about and ordering the deaths of innocents? Taking trusted friends lives in a fight for power? As watched their only son fight for his survival? Would they even recognize him? He couldn't forget his reason for fighting but he needed to stay focused. Quelkin looked around and realized how much snow and ice their was around him. His stormlight along with his coat from the casino had been protecting him from the cold. He stopped and pulled out the pair of emerald dice from his pocket. He tried pushing his remaining stormlight into the dice to save for when he really needed it. If the stormlight goes into the dice then he becomes happy and searches for shelter against the cold. If it doesn't work then he's disappointed and trudges off to find shelter to fight against the cold that will come upon him once his stormlight runs out. @Edema Rue
  18. Unintelligenius
    Nope. TPBM has a great dane.
  19. Unintelligenius
    Quelkin feels alive as stormlight streams into him. But along with life there always comes the potential for death. And so Quelkin finds himself stuck to the ground by some kind of large red crystals. Tondon puts his sickle to Quelkins neck and asks him if he should spare him. Right as he's about to respond there's a small earthquake that frees his feet. He feels as if a burden has been lifted from him. As snow begins to fall from the sky he dashes into the woods with stormlight enhanced speed.
  20. Unintelligenius
    yep, who doesn't?
  21. Unintelligenius
    He glances back and sees that Tondon has stopped. Either that hit did more damage to his ankle then I thought or he's doing something dangerous. As Quelkin sprints through the forest he glances down and sees a pair of warm emerald dice in the hand that he had put into his pocket. I don't need storming dice. I need pewter, or sand... or stormlight. Quelkin pauses momentarily and tries to suck in stormlight. @Edema Rue @Dragonheir
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    Quelkin blocks another swing with his makeshift quarterstaff. The sickle bites into the wood. Quelkin, realizing that he would lose his weapon, shoves his stick with all his strength at Tondon. He then turns and dashes away. I can't die. Not now. Not yet. We need this. Not just the money, but the fame. He'd always told people that he joined the games for the money. But you didn't just need money for a revolution... you needed followers. As he runs he sticks his hand into his coat pocket that he got from Corin, hoping to find something that could save him. @Edema Rue @Dragonheir
  23. Unintelligenius
    That is the best thing I've seen all day!
  24. Unintelligenius
    Then I nuke the world, take the sandwich, and go to my cabin on neptune.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Nope woke up at like six cause I was camping. TPBM likes cheese.
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