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  1. Unintelligenius
    While @NerdSandwich and Jasper are distracted by This and Steel and their legion of mountain goats I swoop in with it and our legion of rebel hamsters and grab the Sandwich and then fly off to a galaxy far, far away.....
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    I gather all the hamsters in the universe and lead a rebellion against the Supreme Judge of the Universe. We take you prisoner, make you undo your law, and take the Sandwich from you for your crimes against hamsters.
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    I do care so grab it and together it and I take the Sandwich from you.
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    I take it back and put it on another hill.
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    "So once I get the wind into the container, if I do, then what should I do with the wind?" Bob thinks to himself. @Ashkaloda
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    I grab the Sandwich and return it to its rightful place, sitting peacefully on a hill. I make Steel and This blind.
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    "Ummm..... Nothing...." Bob says as innocently as he possibly can. "Just uhh experimenting," he says as he once again holds out the plastic container.
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    I pay the explosions' bail, turn off the anti-explosion field, and Titan blows up. then I grab the Sandwich and fly to the top of a mountian.
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    He is sad. That is, until I give him a snack and he gets so happy that he goes and steals the Sandwich from you and gives it to me in gratitude.
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    "That's not confusing at all," Bob thinks to himself as he continues to wave the plastic container at the wind, hoping for it to go inside. @Through The Living Glass
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    a very big one. one that probably blows things up.... I begin reading. I read for so long that I am able to read the Sandwich and teleport it into my hands.
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    "So what exactly do I do with the container? Do I just get the wind to go into it?" Bob thinks to himself. Out loud, he says, "Yoohoo, Wind! Would you please go into this container?" while raising it into the air.
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    I blow up Titan. "I bid 6,203,775.09 Yen"
  14. Unintelligenius
    Welcome to the Shard!!! Where would you visit if you could go on vacation to one place in the Cosmere? Also, what is your favorite meal of the day?
  15. Unintelligenius
    Welcome!!!! Who's your favorite character in Tress? Also whats your favorite food?
  16. Unintelligenius
    Bob grabs it. "Thanks," he says out loud to the wind. "Will this work?" he asks the voice in his head. @Ashkaloda Bob faintly hears a yawn from somewhere in the distance. He glances up to see where it came from, can't quite pinpoint the location, and goes back to what he was doing.
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    "What kind of container?" Bob went looking for a container while waiting for a reply, but couldn't find any that were just lying around. "Huh," he said to himself, "What to do? What to do?" He suddenly had a moment of inspiration. He turned to the wind and asked, "Do you have a container?" @Through The Living Glass
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    Freak out cuz it probably accidentally grazed my leg. WWYDIYF a flip phone that is currently calling an unknown number IYP?
  19. Unintelligenius
    I grab the Sandwich from whoever has it and then run away.
  20. Unintelligenius
    after not being on the shard for a week this is the first thing i see *sigh* @Experience you lose
  21. Unintelligenius
    what happens to Bob? does the blade do something magical to him or does it just stab him? Bob looks up, startled as he had been deep in thought about something important. "Who?" "I mean if its only a little bit then I guess thats fine."
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    im going to be out of the country for like 10 days with no real access to the shard so have fun stealing the Sandwich and @Through The Living Glass dont do anything too mean to Bob in TLT

  23. Unintelligenius
    Bob turned and ran and ran and ran some more until he was sure that he had left the airbenders in his dust. "What, I got like five bucks?" Bob reached into his pocket and felt around for a second. "Nevermind, looks like I only have a dollar", he says as he proudly holds up the bill.
  24. Unintelligenius
    Fortunately, they fought a war against all the butter-side-up bread eaters and won.
  25. Unintelligenius
    Granted, if you ever sit down, you are stuck in that position for life and can never get up or move. But hey, at least you'll be comfortable. I wish to have a chicken nugget.
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