TheFrugalWizard

Frisian strides up to the city hall. He bangs the door open and proclaims, "I seek a private audience with the chief of law enforcement. And I suggest," he summons Talamar as a shardblade, "That you be quick about it." As the guards scramble to obey, a wily teenager with the same confident air as Frisian slips in the door. "Rather dramatic, don't you think?" he asks. "Whatever works." "I think you just like showing off," Kalad says with a smirk. Frisian dismisses the shardblade, and Talamar gives him the same look as his squire. Frisian rolls his eyes. "Fine, I will admit that it was slightly overdone." "Slightly?" Kalad asks. "I-" He was interrupted by the arrival of the head law enforcer.

Mosquitos. What is your favorite lunch meat?

Or maybe I want to.

Granted. Every time you hear the note middle "C" played, you are teleported five feet away from yourself in a random direction. Even if you end up in something solid. I wish for friends.

Harry Potter. Star wars has so much non-canon and comic book stuff, and it's not even my style. How many gerbils have you eaten?

What? (skip me)

Stumbling upon some way to access and edit govornment websites source code. Why did you just beat up that tiny child?

Hmm, that's kind of a problem. Is there any way to reach out to him? I'd like my character to interact with him, or at least ose position of authority.

An 8k video camera. Have you stopped terrorizing Jah Kaved yet?

Hard to say. Giant eagle maybe? In your opinion, what is the most realistic TV show?

I'm very new here. Who's RPing the mayor? Cadeau was the character I think?

Granted. Random, thirty foot deep holes appear in front of you at random times, about three times a day. The holes are permanent. I wish for a permanent ownership to all of the Adobe products.

Some small economically sound European country like Luxembourg. Whats your real name?

Can you specify what I can fix to make this character as optimized as possible? Thanks!

Granted. The banana is eaten. I wish for social skills.

If you know how to use them, they can be used the same way. I feel like soothing would be in higher demand, though, so I'll take soothing. WYR have the sixth heightening or be a knight radiant?

@Faerie Braids (skip me)

I am taking piano lessons. What is your opinion on Medusa?

Oh sorry, I completely forgot to mention! It is a hemallurgic power. His father was originally from the alleyverse, and he was descended from scadrians. He manifested chromium ferruchemy, but Frisian had no powers. Frisian found his father before he died, and explained that he was his son. His father believed him due to the resemblance. As a parting gift, his father allowed Frisian to take his feruchemy through hemallurgy. Frisian couldn't afford to get off world while on the streets. He had been intending to stay on Roshar after his bond, but he decided not to go back after being pulled to the alleyverse because he thought it was perhaps Adonalsium pulling him back to his father's home.

Abortion. Do you support the mighty and politically gifted taking advantage of the meek?

I have a question about the Alleys. Do the alleys lead to other cities on the world? Where is the starting city? The magic system is slightly confusing. Also is there a king of the Alleycity? Anyways, I was told some law enforcement was needed, so

You dirty sharders! I should never have pressed on this thread. Now I went and lost!

I don't know a ton, but I like euros a lot because of how they are used across multiple countries. Seems very efficient. What is the most honest order of knight radiant?

You should of put that in a spoiler box, but it's fine. I have already read that part. I am on Oathbringer. I get it! You're new! Please always put spoilers in spoiler boxes. That's not the point anyway. You want a different bane? You can and must read the minds of everyone within fifty feet of you.