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TheFrugalWizard

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  1. When Chuck Norris looked at Medusa, Medusa turned to stone.
  2. What did baby corn say to mama corn?
  3. You have angered the gods with this feat. They remind you that when you roll a nat 1, it's an automatic failure. The gods confiscate the sandwich.
  4. Chuck Norris once tried to eat a boulder. He later complained that it was a bit soggy.
  5. Wayne appears, scolds Bill for his distasteful hat, and takes the sandwich, putting it into his very stylish bowler hat.
  6. I teleport next to you, grab the sandwich, and teleport to the ground below where I run like heck.
  7. What kind of bagel can travel?
  8. The term "redshift" was coined when a scientist noted what color tended to come out of people's bodies when they were trying to run from Chuck Norris.
  9. I activate a magical device that causes all trackers nearby to come to me, and I thus gain all of your trackers.
  10. Chuck Norris is reckgonized as a lethal weapon in 196 countries, but they're all too scaared to tell him he has to get a liscinse.
  11. I cast Drawmij's Instant Summons on the sandwich and cruch the emerald to summon it.
  12. "I am pressing charges on this man for tackling me a moment ago."
  13. I will make a mass limit, probably around 400-500 g. In addition, things like nuclear energy, which are made of radioactive ions (I'll use Uranium as and example) have a significantly higher molar mass, i.e. atomic number. This means that soulcasting 20 g of say iron, which has a molar mass of 55.85 g/mol, would create about 4.69 g of Uranium. So, even if he soulcasted a full 500 g of iron into uranium, it would only create about 117.37 g of Uranium. Now, Uranium is not an extremley volitile substance when it comes down to it. However, upon reflection, Lavoisier could create highly dangerous amounts of Plutionium or smililarly dangerous substances. I'll have Lavoisier just collect most of the extra radiation into his little trace particle power. Don't ask me how that works, this is an epic power and I'm using the defy physics card.
  14. You could prob play as the bloody short man whom I am prosecuting.
  15. I ride a massive worm out of the ground and grab the sandwich on my way out.
  16. Hello. I am currently trying to get players for a DnD campaign here on the shard. Please click the like in my signature to learn more. We desperately need players. Thank you!
  17. I'd join in, but I don't exactly have the time to read through 2,659 pages of posts. Can someone fill me in?
  18. Yes. I remember playing that game for hours on end on sunday afternoons.
  19. It appears that this page strives to have as many pages as the current year.
  20. A jackanope holding a bottle of nopesauce and a nopestick rebukes you and takes the sandwich.
  21. I knock out all of Toothless's teeth and use the moment in which evereyone is confused to take the sandwich.
  22. Chuck Norris is waiting for a nuclear war so he can finally get a good lunch.
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